Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

In 'Terminator 2,' The T-1000 Was An LAPD Cop For A Reason
In 'Terminator 2,' The T-1000 Was An LAPD Cop For A Reason

To think that this is James Cameron's most relevant film after all of these years.

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Characters Badly Mistreated By 'Heroes'
Characters Badly Mistreated By 'Heroes'

We've got your backs, fictional humans.

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An Amazing Fan Created A Chronological List of Every Scene In The MCU
An Amazing Fan Created A Chronological List of Every Scene In The MCU

A universe flattened and streamlined.

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Peter Jackson Revealed The Chaotic Origins Of The Best 'Lord Of The Rings' Meme
Peter Jackson Revealed The Chaotic Origins Of The Best 'Lord Of The Rings' Meme

One does not simply memorize a speech during one's lunch break.

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Stoop Kid From 'Hey Arnold!' Is Thriving During All This
Stoop Kid From 'Hey Arnold!' Is Thriving During All This

Stoop Kid is smart not to leave his stoop.

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The 'Star Wars' Game Show Is Giving Us ‘90s Nickelodeon Vibes
The 'Star Wars' Game Show Is Giving Us ‘90s Nickelodeon Vibes

Make green slime canon, you cowards.

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3 Uncomfortably Randy Movie Novelizations - Your Brain On Cracked
3 Uncomfortably Randy Movie Novelizations - Your Brain On Cracked

Doctor Jordan is off the clock this week as he slips into something more comfortable and makes us all extremely uncomfortable.

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Not Only Did 'Sonic The Hedgehog' NOT Suck, Sonic 2 Might Be Better
Not Only Did 'Sonic The Hedgehog' NOT Suck, Sonic 2 Might Be Better

We're just as surpised as you are.

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Superman, The World's Most Recognizable Superhero, Has Been Reduced To Cameos
Superman, The World's Most Recognizable Superhero, Has Been Reduced To Cameos

Toss several coins to your Witcher if you want him to be Superman again.

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Blowing Up A Real Plane For 'Tenet,' Christopher Nolan Continues To Be A Maniac
Blowing Up A Real Plane For 'Tenet,' Christopher Nolan Continues To Be A Maniac

The man blew up a plane ... legally, we think.

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Surprisingly Racist Episodes of Beloved TV Shows
Surprisingly Racist Episodes of Beloved TV Shows

We regret to inform you that television isn't perfect.

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'Always Sunny' Is The Only One Capable Of Getting A Good Ep Out Of This
'Always Sunny' Is The Only One Capable Of Getting A Good Ep Out Of This

Sunny is back with a 15th season, and they're not backing down from COVID-19

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Get Ready For Movie Theater Exclusivity if Amazon Buys AMC Theaters
Get Ready For Movie Theater Exclusivity if Amazon Buys AMC Theaters

Replace the concession stand with the Whole Foods hot bar and you'll win us over.

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