Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
5 Horrible Life Lessons Learned from Teen Movies
If you're under the age of 50, chances are you received most of your life guidance from teen movies. Unfortunately, upon closer inspection, it appears that was more ill-advised than you previously thought.
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798 The 6 Biggest Over-Achievements in the History of Marriage
When it comes to marriage, some lucky folks manage to land somebody way out of their league, though that's pretty rare. Rarer still is the small group who get to marry someone way out of their league, and just completely take it for granted.
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- By Christina H, Diana McCallum
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20 Films in Under a Minute (Part 3)
All the depth and insight most three-hour movies possess, in 60 seconds or less.
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- By Brian Firenzi
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Bad Chewbacca? [COMIC]
This is how frustrating married life can be for Han and Leia.
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- By Space Avalanche
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11 Celebrities Who Were Secretly Total Badasses
For these actors, being an action hero is turning it down a notch.
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- By Kristi Harrison, Jacopo della Quercia
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7 Movie Badasses (Who Completely Fail To Deliver)
Often when it comes that time for a movie badass to live up to his title, he just ends up being profoundly disappointing.
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- By David Christopher Bell, CRACKED Staff
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6 Deadly Injuries You Only Survive in the Movies (Update)
Cracked.com: Calling BS on movies since 1958.
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- By Dennis Hong
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4 Reasons 3-D Movies Don't Have to Suck
It's just a big stupid gimmick, right? If they're going to try to charge you up to $20 a ticket, you better damn well be getting something amazing out of it. But instead all you get is a big headache and something occasionally jumping out of the screen at you. Right? Actually, there are ways to use 3D to actually make movies better.
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- By Christina H
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The 5 Most Easily Avoidable Movie Deaths
Why is it that when a character has to die, they often have to dive through mind-boggling hoops in the process? Here are a few that simply defy all logic and common sense.
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- By Fitzgerald Smith
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The Biggest Star Wars Plot Hole, Explained By Science
Fans jokingly refer to it as 'Stormtrooper aim.' But it's not lazy film-making (or at least, not just that): There's actually a perfectly logical, scientific reason behind this behavior. Soldiers in real wars behave in exactly the same way.
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- By Karl Smallwood
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4 Reasons Terminators Suck At Their Jobs
Terminators were the worst idea in history. Here are all the reasons they suck.
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- By Jeff Bennion
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The 6 Most Inexplicable Skills Displayed in Action Movies
But sometimes action movies take annoying liberties, showing everyday dudes doing things that, in the real world, take weeks or months to learn. And damn it, we're not just going to let them get away with it.
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- By David Christopher Bell
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The 5 Most Wildly Illegal Court Rulings in Movie History
We love when justice is served in movies. Unfortunately, much of the time it's only because a screenwriter twisted the law beyond recognition.
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- By Diana McCallum
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The 5 Most Baffling Horror Movies From Around the World
Chances are the horror movies you've seen are actually fairly normal when compared to these.
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- By C. Coville
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5 Reasons 'Red Dawn' Is Secretly a Subversive Anti-War Film
Red Dawn might be the most anti-American movie made outside of the Middle East.
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- By Philip Moon
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