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When civilization ends, the ads will go on. Here's what they'll look like.
If only Cobra Commander had a flowchart.
Between those sad plastic light sabers and the even sadder Vote for Pedro shirts, the movie merchandise industry clearly doesn't try very hard. Here are 25 tie-in products that we'd buy if only Hollywood had the balls to make them.