Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Some of the most outlandish plot twists Hollywood pulls didn't come from the booze-soaked mind of a hack writer; they came right from the damn newspaper.

• By Dan Seitz
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• February 16, 2010

Just when you think a horror series is dead, it'll rise from the grave in some new, grotesque-yet-unintentionally-ridiculous form.

• By S Peter Davis
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• February 12, 2010

In ther real world, neither would be the better choice.

• By Cracked Plasticians
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• February 07, 2010

Since most of us don't have the slightest clue about the judicial system, we just take Hollywood's word for it. Their no good, filthy word.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• January 21, 2010

He talks like that to keep from crying.

• By Fatawesome .com
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• January 17, 2010

Sure, Raimi may have done a fine job with the first two films, but it takes a real Spider-man fan like me to completely capture the character. His web-slinging, his trademark wit, a third thing- this script has it all.

• By Daniel O'Brien
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• January 15, 2010

Greedo shot Lucas!

• By Derek James
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• January 11, 2010

The movies never show you the guys paid to write good reviews of the Mastermind's book on Amazon.

• By Winston Rowntree
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• January 09, 2010

We expect a certain level of medical farfetchery on TV and in the movies. But this sort of unrealism doesn't really hurt anything other than our intelligence, unlike these Hollywood medical myths, which could hurt you to death:

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• January 07, 2010

Hollywood loves to treat us like we're a bunch of five-year-olds. And they get away with it because we fall for their bullshit all the time.

• By Mark Hill
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• December 21, 2009

I half expected Watson to sigh at one point and mutter 'Two weeks out from retirement, and then psychotic freemasons try to kill parliament and reclaim America. I'm gettin' too old for this shit.'

• By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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• December 20, 2009

Believe in yourself and you can perform brain surgery!

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• December 18, 2009

The creators of these shows took them down in a blaze of batshit insane glory, and we were there to watch.

• By Evan Hoovler
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• December 17, 2009

Christmas is the perfect time to disappoint your children.

• By Ben Dennison
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• December 14, 2009

In our never ending quest to expose fictional cinematic incompetence, we're going to take a hard look at characters from The Lord of the Rings trilogy who screwed the pooch at key moments.

• By Jacopo della Quercia
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• December 13, 2009