All those ancient words of wisdom? Yeah, thrown in on the screenplay's third draft, at four in the morning, after half a pound of cocaine.
Today we're going to fix some of cinema's most notable films, blockbusters, satires, even erotic thrillers -- all with the careful application of one simple choice.
I would watch the Learning Channel for 5 days and, in the process, learn everything there is to know. About everything.
Man, Gotham's lucky Bruce Wayne encountered that giant bat ...
Some of the most outlandish plot twists Hollywood pulls didn't come from the booze-soaked mind of a hack writer; they came right from the damn newspaper.
Just when you think a horror series is dead, it'll rise from the grave in some new, grotesque-yet-unintentionally-ridiculous form.
In ther real world, neither would be the better choice.
Since most of us don't have the slightest clue about the judicial system, we just take Hollywood's word for it. Their no good, filthy word.
He talks like that to keep from crying.
Sure, Raimi may have done a fine job with the first two films, but it takes a real Spider-man fan like me to completely capture the character. His web-slinging, his trademark wit, a third thing- this script has it all.
Greedo shot Lucas!
The movies never show you the guys paid to write good reviews of the Mastermind's book on Amazon.
We expect a certain level of medical farfetchery on TV and in the movies. But this sort of unrealism doesn't really hurt anything other than our intelligence, unlike these Hollywood medical myths, which could hurt you to death: