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6 Famous Movie Wise Men Who Were Totally Full of Shit
6 Famous Movie Wise Men Who Were Totally Full of Shit

All those ancient words of wisdom? Yeah, thrown in on the screenplay's third draft, at four in the morning, after half a pound of cocaine.

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5 Movies That Were One Flaw Away From Being Classics
5 Movies That Were One Flaw Away From Being Classics

Today we're going to fix some of cinema's most notable films, blockbusters, satires, even erotic thrillers -- all with the careful application of one simple choice.

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7 Actors Typecast in Bizarrely Specific Roles
7 Actors Typecast in Bizarrely Specific Roles

Some actors unwittingly take the same role they've played previously. Whether it be a lack of range or a casaulity loop, the similarities are uncanny.

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The TLC Experiment: Just How Dumb is The Learning Channel?
The TLC Experiment: Just How Dumb is The Learning Channel?

I would watch the Learning Channel for 5 days and, in the process, learn everything there is to know. About everything.

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5 Things The Media Loves Pretending Are News
5 Things The Media Loves Pretending Are News

Can you blame a news outlet for using shortcuts and falling into the same old mistakes and cliches over and over again, just to fill space? Yes, absolutely.

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If Bruce Wayne Had a More Normal Childhood [COMIC]
If Bruce Wayne Had a More Normal Childhood [COMIC]

Man, Gotham's lucky Bruce Wayne encountered that giant bat ...

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6 Absurd Movie and TV Plot Twists (That Really Happened)
6 Absurd Movie and TV Plot Twists (That Really Happened)

Some of the most outlandish plot twists Hollywood pulls didn't come from the booze-soaked mind of a hack writer; they came right from the damn newspaper.

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The 6 Baffling Mistakes Every Horror Franchise Must Make
The 6 Baffling Mistakes Every Horror Franchise Must Make

Just when you think a horror series is dead, it'll rise from the grave in some new, grotesque-yet-unintentionally-ridiculous form.

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What Happens When You Take The Red Pill (Outside the Matrix)
What Happens When You Take The Red Pill (Outside the Matrix)

In ther real world, neither would be the better choice.

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7 Bullshit Police Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
7 Bullshit Police Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)

Since most of us don't have the slightest clue about the judicial system, we just take Hollywood's word for it. Their no good, filthy word.

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Why So Serious? Deleted Scene from 'The Dark Knight' [COMIC]
Why So Serious? Deleted Scene from 'The Dark Knight' [COMIC]

He talks like that to keep from crying.

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Proposed Script for Spider-Man 4: The Grittiest Reboot Ever
Proposed Script for Spider-Man 4: The Grittiest Reboot Ever

Sure, Raimi may have done a fine job with the first two films, but it takes a real Spider-man fan like me to completely capture the character. His web-slinging, his trademark wit, a third thing- this script has it all.

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Evil Crime Syndicate: The Lower Rungs You Never See [CHART]
Evil Crime Syndicate: The Lower Rungs You Never See [CHART]

The movies never show you the guys paid to write good reviews of the Mastermind's book on Amazon.

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6 Life Saving Techniques From the Movies (That Can Kill You)
6 Life Saving Techniques From the Movies (That Can Kill You)

We expect a certain level of medical farfetchery on TV and in the movies. But this sort of unrealism doesn't really hurt anything other than our intelligence, unlike these Hollywood medical myths, which could hurt you to death:

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