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6 Amazing Movie Crossovers Hollywood Should Be Making Now

Godzilla vs. Mothra, Freddy vs. Jason, D Cup Debbie vs. The Dildonic Duo ... they're all classics. But there are plenty of other versus films we've never had a chance to see, and that's sad.


6 Actors Who Play the Exact Same Role in Multiple Movies

Some actors find themselves in the same oddly specific situations in different movies. Not because they're typecast, but seemingly by pure coincidence.


20 Kids' Shows Made Filthy With Needless Censorship

Censorship is one of those thankless jobs that never goes as well as the dictator or Baptist Preachers expect. We asked you to show us how badly it can backfire using some of the most innocent entertainment ever made. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...


4 Simple Rules for Not Screwing Up a 'Die Hard' Sequel

Before getting into the article, I will say that the single most important rule about Die Harding is that John McClane needs to be an average cop out of his element, and not a super cop


If 'Django' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest

CHRISTOPH shoots all the SLAVE TRADERS and FOUR GALLONS OF BLOOD spurt onto the screen, followed by SIX MORE GALLONS of BLOOD.


6 Deleted Backstories That Totally Change Classic Movies

Sometimes important stuff is cut from films, and sometimes that stuff includes character moments and backstories that kind of change the whole way you look at the film.


25 Realistic Reactions to Famous Movie Lines

When a character delivers a classic movie line, the rest of the characters typically respond with reverential silence, or a witty complimentary quip of their own. They're being controlled by the writer who penned the amazing line, so they know better than anyone how brilliant that line was. We asked you to give those characters responses worth sayi


The Craziest TV Show Ever Greenlit by a Television Network

Since the 1980s, Robosaurus has defended your constitutional right to watch robot facsimiles of extinct animals eat sedans.


3 Movies They Don't Make Anymore (But Really Should)

As much as I think 2012 was a great year for movies, it's also another in a long line of years where some of my favorite types of movies were absent.


5 Little-Known Sequels That Ruined Iconic Stories

These are the sequels that seem like they were written by someone whose only knowledge of the original came from overhearing a drunk hobo explain the plot an hour before their assignment was due.


The 5 Most Badass Movie Scenes That Happened in Real Life

Sometimes, real life does in fact resemble a Michael Bay movie, only minus the giant robots (usually).


If Classic Movies Were Forced to be Politically Correct

It takes creative and downright clever ways the forces of political correctness would have ruined some of your favorite movies.


The 5 Craziest Ways Famous Actors Got Into Character

Actors are crazy, yes, but these actors adopted a special kind of "woo-hoo" and turned it into genius.


5 Popular Excuses That Are Totally Meaningless

We see a problem, make an excuse for it, and forget about the problem. But the problem still exists.


34 Famous Movies That Would Be Better With Animal Actors

Why should Disney be have all the fun when it comes to remaking classic stories with adorable anthropomorphized animals in the leading roles?