It's like Hollywood was trying to make the Mortal Kombat movies appear legitimate.
'So what do we do about this whole international crime syndicate still hanging around?' 'Meh. Roll to credits.'
If they greenlit Schindler's List today, it'd be about an assassin named Schindler, his large-breasted sidekick, and his list of high profile targets. In 3D. POSTproduction 3D.
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Darth Vader's wakeboarding montage would really have broken the flow of Empire. Still, we wish they included it in the theatrical release.
Hollywood's most frustrating films to watch are the ones that are one character away from being perfect. Whether it's a wacky sidekick or a sassy kid, they always suck the life out of the film.
Each form of media has its own unique lifecycle.
Sometimes people put foreign languages in movies. Aside from this being treasonously un-American, they hardly ever do it right.
Why do some filmmakers try to turn their kung fu masterpiece into something more? Apparently to make us lose our shit laughing.
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Hey, you can't let something like a little death get in the way. There's money to be made