Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
5 Insane Christian Movies You Won't Believe Are Serious
Somehow these writers, producers and directors all took a look at the same source material, the Bible, and thought the best way to advocate for Christ was through face-eating madness.
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- By Matt Fazio
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860 4 Reasons 'The Walking Dead' Hates Humans More Than Zombies
We aren't talking about zombies here. We're talking about the unspoken rules by which the entire 'Walking Dead' universe functions.
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- By Jason Pargin
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6 Movies Banned By Countries For Funny Reasons
Censorship of movies is rarely justified, but at least most of the time it manages to make some kind of sense. Not in these cases, however.
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- By Michael Taylor
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5 Bizarrely Perverted Products from Family Friendly Brands
It turns out some 'kid-safe' franchises were just waiting for an opportunity to betray decades of parental trust.
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- By Scott Elizabeth Baird
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5 True Stories Too Unbelievable for the Movies They Inspired
It turns out the real people who inspired your favorite fictional characters are actually far more compelling.
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- By Elorm Kojo Ntumy
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- 399
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5 Important Skills That Are Horrifyingly Easy to Fake
In positions that decide life and death, you'll find people cheating their way into the job. And they get in way to easy.
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- By Gavin Jamieson, A.C. Grimes
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5 Movies for Kids That Stole Their Plot From Adult Movies
The following family films are so suspiciously similar to adult hits that we have to wonder if the producers just decided to take some major successes, and replace all the sex and violence with rainbows and happy endings.
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- By Mark Hill, JM McNab
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5 Disturbing Implications of Famous Children's Movies
Modern kids' movies are the one category you can count on being free of the dystopian landscapes and seamy underbellies, right? (Hint: Wrong.)
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- By Mike Guernsey
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6 Roles That Crush Your Image of Iconic Horror Movie Actors
Whenever a movie monster seems totally real, just go to iMDb and check out the other roles played by these horror icons.
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- By JM McNab
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6 Brilliant Art Projects That Ruin Classic Kids' Characters
Prepare to be disturbed in two dimensions.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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5 Shockingly Dark Scenes Starring Iconic Kids' Characters
It turns out that destroying innocence was not invented by the Internet after all.
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- By Erik Germ
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- 383
6 Insane But Convincing Fan Theories About Popular Movies
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- By Adam Wears, Aatif Zubair
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5 Movie Plots That Rely Entirely on Luck
Movie characters always manage to succeed at something despite incredible odds ... especially when those 'odds' are logic, reason, and basic common sense.
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- By Robin Warder
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7 Film Adaptations the Author Hated For Insane Reasons
It turns out some of our favorite movies are books that Hollywood 'ruined' in the eyes of their authors.
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- By James Perez
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- 1323
7 Emails That Prove Space Travel Will Suck in the Future
We narrowly averted disaster this time. I've asked my support crew to look into the matter and issue me some reports on the incident.
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- By Michael Swaim
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- 94
