Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Look At Jurassic World's Rejected Dumb Hybrid Dinosaur
Not only did they pick two of the dumbest-looking dinosaurs, they covered it in fake tribal tattoos for some reason.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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22 David Lynch’s YouTube Channel Is Wonderful
You may learn something about weather and urinals.
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- By JM McNab
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Hugely Influential Superhero Creators Who Did Vile Stuff IRL
When superhero creators are superhumanly awful.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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'Sesame Street' Has Always Tackled Tough Issues. Racism Is No Different
Sesame Street might be the only show capable of explaining to your kids what the heck is going on.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Does America Need a Kevin James Nazi Movie Right Now?
Read the room, Paul Blart.
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- By JM McNab
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Stormtroopers Are A Dumb Choice To Promote Social Distancing at Disney World
Read the room, Disney.
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- By JM McNab
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In 'Terminator 2,' The T-1000 Was An LAPD Cop For A Reason
To think that this is James Cameron's most relevant film after all of these years.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Characters Badly Mistreated By 'Heroes'
We've got your backs, fictional humans.
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- By JM McNab
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An Amazing Fan Created A Chronological List of Every Scene In The MCU
A universe flattened and streamlined.
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- By Luis Prada
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Peter Jackson Revealed The Chaotic Origins Of The Best 'Lord Of The Rings' Meme
One does not simply memorize a speech during one's lunch break.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Stoop Kid From 'Hey Arnold!' Is Thriving During All This
Stoop Kid is smart not to leave his stoop.
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- By Dan Duddy
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The 'Star Wars' Game Show Is Giving Us ‘90s Nickelodeon Vibes
Make green slime canon, you cowards.
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- By JM McNab
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3 Uncomfortably Randy Movie Novelizations - Your Brain On Cracked
Doctor Jordan is off the clock this week as he slips into something more comfortable and makes us all extremely uncomfortable.
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- By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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Not Only Did 'Sonic The Hedgehog' NOT Suck, Sonic 2 Might Be Better
We're just as surpised as you are.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Superman, The World's Most Recognizable Superhero, Has Been Reduced To Cameos
Toss several coins to your Witcher if you want him to be Superman again.
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- By Luis Prada
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