Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Reasons 'The Walking Dead' Has to Get Better
5 Reasons 'The Walking Dead' Has to Get Better

This should go without saying, but I'll say it anyway: I'm going to spoil everything in every sense of the term, for everybody. I'm going to spoil the TV show, I'm going to spoil the books and I'm probably going to spoil your overall sunny outlook on life.

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8 New TV Show Ideas Almost as Stupid as 'Grey's Anatomy'
8 New TV Show Ideas Almost as Stupid as 'Grey's Anatomy'

The title of the TV show ‘Grey's Anatomy’ is what you would get if someone with brain damage free-associated the words ‘Grey’ and ‘medical’ and tried to explain their thought process.

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4 Sequels Hollywood Should Have Made by Now
4 Sequels Hollywood Should Have Made by Now

But I'm not looking for sequels just for the sake of making sequels. Some movies leave amazing little ideas completely unexplored, because sometimes there's just too much awesomeness to cram into one movie. That's what I'm talking about.

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6 Horrifying Implications of the Harry Potter Universe
6 Horrifying Implications of the Harry Potter Universe

We have a feeling that Harry Potter is never going away. Which is fine because we love talking about how pants-crappingly terrifying that whole universe is.

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4 Superhero Reboots We'll See Next
4 Superhero Reboots We'll See Next

For all the gritty realism in comic book movies these days, they're not exactly realistic ...

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5 Movies That Accidentally Killed Innocent Characters
5 Movies That Accidentally Killed Innocent Characters

Occasionally, a movie chooses to kill completely innocent characters in the most horrible way possible for no discernible reason.

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The 5 Things That Separate Troubled Geniuses from Jerkwads
The 5 Things That Separate Troubled Geniuses from Jerkwads

Perhaps the most important question that shows like Sherlock, House, and Luther raise is this: What's the difference between being a troubled, misunderstood soul, and just being an asshole?

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6 Ridiculous First Drafts of Famous Movie Monsters
6 Ridiculous First Drafts of Famous Movie Monsters

It's hard to imagine the Predator or Jabba the Hutt as anything other than the iconic beasts we know and love. But they and others evolved from ideas that at the concept stage were very, very different. And very, very stupid.

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4 Famous Pop Culture Moments Everyone Remembers Incorrectly
4 Famous Pop Culture Moments Everyone Remembers Incorrectly

We blame it all on 'Tommy Boy.'

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5 Amazing Performances From Actors Who Weren't Acting
5 Amazing Performances From Actors Who Weren't Acting

If you're ever employed in an Alien film, be on your toes ALL THE TIME.

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6 Insane Sequels That Almost Ruined Classic Movies
6 Insane Sequels That Almost Ruined Classic Movies

Here are six absolutely real and completely insane proposed sequels that were fortunately never made.

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6 Ways The Creator of 'Sharktopus' Invented Modern Cinema
6 Ways The Creator of 'Sharktopus' Invented Modern Cinema

If we told you that the man behind some of the cheapest, crappiest and most ridiculously named movies ever made is also responsible for classics like The Godfather, would you believe us? You totally should.

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5 Actors Who Do the Exact Same Thing in Every Movie
5 Actors Who Do the Exact Same Thing in Every Movie

Everyone assumes that directors and writers get to decide what goes into a movie, but a lot of times the movie star is the most powerful person involved with a project. For instance, when Jim Carrey wanted to make a movie about his favorite number, The Number 23 hit theaters across the country. A much more entertaining abuse of this star power occu

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