Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
This should go without saying, but I'll say it anyway: I'm going to spoil everything in every sense of the term, for everybody. I'm going to spoil the TV show, I'm going to spoil the books and I'm probably going to spoil your overall sunny outlook on life.
- By Robert Brockway
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- March 21, 2012
The title of the TV show ‘Grey's Anatomy’ is what you would get if someone with brain damage free-associated the words ‘Grey’ and ‘medical’ and tried to explain their thought process.
- By Christina H
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- March 20, 2012
But I'm not looking for sequels just for the sake of making sequels. Some movies leave amazing little ideas completely unexplored, because sometimes there's just too much awesomeness to cram into one movie. That's what I'm talking about.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- March 16, 2012
We have a feeling that Harry Potter is never going away. Which is fine because we love talking about how pants-crappingly terrifying that whole universe is.
- By Micah Kolding, Michael Greenbrier
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- March 14, 2012
For all the gritty realism in comic book movies these days, they're not exactly realistic ...
- By Winston Rowntree
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- March 13, 2012
Occasionally, a movie chooses to kill completely innocent characters in the most horrible way possible for no discernible reason.
- By Mohammed Shariff
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- March 12, 2012
Perhaps the most important question that shows like Sherlock, House, and Luther raise is this: What's the difference between being a troubled, misunderstood soul, and just being an asshole?
- By Robert Brockway
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- March 07, 2012
It's hard to imagine the Predator or Jabba the Hutt as anything other than the iconic beasts we know and love. But they and others evolved from ideas that at the concept stage were very, very different. And very, very stupid.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- March 07, 2012
We blame it all on 'Tommy Boy.'
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- March 02, 2012
If you're ever employed in an Alien film, be on your toes ALL THE TIME.
- By Ian White
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- February 29, 2012
Here are six absolutely real and completely insane proposed sequels that were fortunately never made.
- By Henrik Laine
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- February 27, 2012
If we told you that the man behind some of the cheapest, crappiest and most ridiculously named movies ever made is also responsible for classics like The Godfather, would you believe us? You totally should.
- By Garin Pirnia
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- February 25, 2012
Everyone assumes that directors and writers get to decide what goes into a movie, but a lot of times the movie star is the most powerful person involved with a project. For instance, when Jim Carrey wanted to make a movie about his favorite number, The Number 23 hit theaters across the country. A much more entertaining abuse of this star power occu
- By Jack O'Brien
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- February 24, 2012
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