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If 'Spider-Man: No Way Home' Were 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH - "Alright, the whole world is about to forget that Tom Holland is Spider-Man, which is exactly what Sony keeps threatening Disney with every time they have to renegotiate the rights."
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- By The Editing Room
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Why Do So Many Movies Release On Christmas Day (And Why Are They Never Actual Christmas Movies)?
It's because the Christmas spirit dies immediately upon opening your presents.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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'Die Hard' Is The Thirstiest Christmas Movie
Suck it, ‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’
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- By JM McNab
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12 Terrifying Christmas Horror Movies for People Who Miss Halloween
A list for people still mentally in spooky season.
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- By Jonah N., Carlie Procell
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5 Bad Action Movie Trends (That Just Wanted To Recapture The Magic Of One Movie)
Watch these films fail at capturing the magic of the trendsetter.
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- By Talbert Gregson
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Why ‘Hawkeye’ Had To Be Set At Christmas
It’s the most wonderful time of the year (to examine your tragic past).
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- By JM McNab
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We Remade Spider-Man: No Way Home For $20 (VIDEO)
Our Tobey was just a guy we found wandering around.
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- By Chandler Perry
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14 Major Characters Who Were There Before Anyone Noticed Them
They saw us before we saw them.
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- By Andres Diplotti
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50 Facts About Our Favorite Christmas Movies And TV Shows
The stories you hold dear have some wild and weird stuff behind them.
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- By Tara Marie
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'They Live' Has The Most Inexplicable Fight Scene In Cinematic History
Audiences assumed they went off-script and were fighting for real.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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13 Movie Moments We Didn't Know Were Ad-Libbed On Set
Sometimes you want to go off-script.
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- By Andrea Meno
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13 Movie Visual Effects We Thought Were CGI, But Aren't
Apparently, practical effects are super advanced at this point.
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- By Andrea Meno
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The Embarrassing Tale Of 'The Matrix' Tie-In Phone
Samsung’s worst (non-exploding) cellphone.
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- By JM McNab
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The Hype For 'The Matrix Reloaded' Was Hilarious
Every movie had fans, but 'The Matrix" had devotees...until its sequel came out.
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- By Stephen Buckley
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5 Classic Christmas Movies (That Are Secretly Screwed Up)
It turns out movie Christmases are sometimes as deranged as real-life Christmases.
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- By JM McNab
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