Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Eyebrow-Arching Superhero Stories Hollywood'll Never Make

History class never mentioned that the Ninja Turtles ended the Third Reich, but they apparently did.

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The 'Ghostbusters' Song Is Way Pervier Than We Realized

Just how good does bustin' make you feel?

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The Best 'Indiana Jones' Video Game (That Never Got Made)

Thanks a lot, Germany.

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TV Doctors: What Would They Have Done During This?

Leo Spaceman as surgeon general is the only thing that could make this worse.

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Steve Holt(!) Is The Only Good Person On 'Arrested Development'

The diamond in the rough of the Bluth family tree.

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55 Sequels That No One Thought Through

Take a look at the utter nonsense in some sequels (or some proposed sequels), suddenly, straightforward and predictable doesn't sound so bad.

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Good Idea: Remove Every Trump Cameo

'Home Alone 2' is just the tip of the iceberg.

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How Baby Yoda Became A Latin American LGBT Icon

It has to do with cake.

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5 Beloved Movies That Changed Wildly Between Drafts

Sometimes creative liberties overtake what's on the script page.

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Disneyland Will Be a Vaccine 'Super Site'

More like 'The vaxxiest place on Earth.'

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6 Special FX Of The Past (That Now Look Intensely Disturbing)

More like Industrial FRIGHT and Magic, right? Right? Anybody?

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The New Batman Should Be George Clooney ... Seriously

Give the 'ER' guy another shot

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The Janky Bootleg Version Of 'Karate Kid' (From The Actual Crew)

The low-fi camcorder version you didn’t know you needed.

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