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We Don't Need A Gazillion 'Candy' And 'The Staircase' TV Shows<\/a><\/h2>

Our salacious appetites for more real-life whodunnits have reached a cringing new low.<\/p>

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By Zanandi Botes <\/a> <\/dd>
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16 Chilling Facts About The Works Of Stephen King<\/a><\/h2>

For the past 40 years, horror has been stupid franchises and Stephen King.<\/p>

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By Cracked Writers, <\/a> Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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'Dr. Strange 2' Just Made Death Meaningless In The MCU<\/a><\/h2>

Insert sad Thanos face.<\/p>

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By Maxwell Yezpitelok <\/a> <\/dd>
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Stephen King Shows The Perils Of Shared Universes<\/a><\/h2>

Here's why Marvel can never go full nuts.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 '90s Animated Shows You Didn't Know Were Ruined By Censors (VIDEO)<\/a><\/h2>

Oh Good! Captain America is here to fight some non-specific fascists!<\/p>

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By Maxwell Yezpitelok <\/a> <\/dd>
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\u2018Friday the 13th's Co-Creator Hates Jason Voorhees<\/a><\/h2>

As do most camp counsellors and old-timey goalies.<\/p>

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By JM McNab <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Dark History of Mickey Mouse, Pop Culture's Evilest Rodent<\/a><\/h2>

The bland corporate symbol has some seriously messed up dancing skeletons in his closet.<\/p>

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By Amanda Mannen <\/a> <\/dd>
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Liam Neeson Missed Out On 'Princess Bride' Because He Was Too Short<\/a><\/h2>

We live in a world where 6\u20194\u201d Liam Neeson was once deemed too short.<\/p>

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By Zanandi Botes <\/a> <\/dd>
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4 Of The Weirdest Sex Scenes Ever (Are In Stephen King Books)<\/a><\/h2>

From sex demons to ghostly threesomes to unusual hotel room service.<\/p>

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By Maxwell Yezpitelok <\/a> <\/dd>
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The Book Stephen King Removed From Circulation<\/a><\/h2>

We're not sure pulling it was the right move.<\/p>

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By Ryan Menezes <\/a> <\/dd>
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