When a man is immortal, apparently writers let their sadistic side run wild.
It turns out that criminals will throw the cops a bone and just hilariously bungle their way into prison.
Fake nazi crimes, certified cowards, and punishment polls -- just a day in the life for some folks.
Are people overseas even seeing the same movies as us?
The 2015 'Man of Steel' sequel will also feature Batman. If their past pairings are any indication, we should be expecting comedy.
There are certainly new opportunities out there for the mild-mannered. With a little investment and training, a superhero can make the transition to one of these rewarding new secret civilian careers.
Sometimes the best way for an actor to act surprised is to legitimately not know what's coming.
There are tons of simple tasks that absolutely no one in Hollywood is doing right now. If Hollywood needs help and the American worker needs a paycheck, let's hook those two up and make a success baby.
Comic-Con has afforded me some of my fondest memories of my person-who-writes-swear-words-on-the-Internet career. But jumping Jehoshaphat, am I glad to stay home this year.
Without exception, every single one of these crushed me with disappointment, because they aren't anywhere as cool as their covers.
Every respectable superhero must have a secret identity, because there's nothing more heroic than lying to everyone you know.
While I have no idea if Hollywood is accurate in its portrayal of doctors or lawyers or functioning human beings, I can say with total certainty that, when it comes to writing about awkward people, Hollywood is absolutely dogshit.
Let's take a moment to sympathize with the cult followings of these shows who will never know how their stories turned out.
While a studio like Pixar can consistently put out movies that entertain kids and adults alike, a lot of misguided attempts to make films for the younger crowd currently pollute Netflix and video stores.