Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
4 Reasons 'Hemlock Grove' Is Television's Shitty Future
I get a limited number of days on this Earth, and binge-watching Netflix is where one of them went.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- September 02, 2014
The 36 Greatest Shows and Movies Ever to Almost Happen
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 01, 2014
32 Disney / Pixar Movie Ideas That Would Bankrupt Them
The Disney/Pixar partnership has created an empire of amazing stories and epic cuteness. But every empire has to fall, doesn't it?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 29, 2014
5 Movie Jokes You Missed If You Only Speak English
Maybe kids would study foreign languages harder if they knew how many awesome jokes they were missing.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- August 27, 2014
The 6 Most Hilariously Misleading Movie Trailers
Sometimes the trailer editors decide that if nobody will want to see the actual movie that got made, well, they'll just pretend it's something different entirely.
- By Jonathan Persinger
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- August 27, 2014
30 Famous Movie Plots Solved In Minutes By Common Sense
We appreciate movies for their ability to keep us entertained for a couple hours. Sometimes, though, a couple hours seems unnecessary when when a plot can be resolved in a matter of minutes.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 24, 2014
7 Directors Who Stole Their Biggest Hits (From Themselves)
There's a line where a filmmaker goes from 'following the same formula' to 'remaking his own friggin' movie.'
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, J.F. Sargent
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- August 23, 2014
5 Amazing Scenes from Otherwise Horrible Movies
When you focus only on a movie's mistakes, you are more likely to miss out on everything it does well, which may include powerful scenes of cinematic genius hiding in some of the most hated pieces of cinema ever made.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- August 21, 2014
17 Awesomely Simple Tricks Behind Movie Special Effects
Nowadays we're so spoiled by CGI that we can't appreciate a good, well-executed special effect when it's blowing a dude's head up right in our face.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 21, 2014
4 Awesome Superhero Movie Sequels That Will Never Happen
I think one or two crappy movies don't justify burning the entire franchise to the ground, flushing its ashes down the toilet, and then dynamiting that toilet to start over again.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- August 20, 2014
4 Famous People Who Accidentally Created Classic Movies
You should pay attention to the comings and goings of celebrities, seeing as they can sometimes inspire the creation of some really awesome movies.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- August 18, 2014
The 4 Movie Beasts Creepier Than Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles
As a public service, before you go see TMNT and hop on Twitter to express your disgust, take a minute to reflect on these creepy buggers.
- By Felix Clay
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- August 16, 2014
The 5 Most WTF Origins of Iconic 'Star Wars' Scenes
It turns out most of the original trilogy's most iconic elements came from completely random things.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- August 16, 2014
20 Classic Movies From the Perspective of Minor Characters
They say a picture is worth 1,000 words. And sometimes also 'That one character who got 5 minutes of screen time totally deserves a full-length feature.'
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 15, 2014
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