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Despite the obvious superiority of gritty reboots, many old shows and movies are still lying around uselessly in stupid non-darkness, waiting for Hollywood to sprinkle them with some harsh, family-killing reality.
Here are four movies that define my favorite, previously unnamed literary device: the 'Trans-Redemptive Symbol.'
Turns out lots of famous movies were pretty close to being so irredeemably dumb that no one would have watched them.
I thought I owed it to movies to talk about some behind-the-scenes moments that make things better.
Not all sequels are some sort of official corruption of creativity ... because sometimes they're not official at all.
Every movie villain seems like they have it pretty together. Well, almost ...
I get a limited number of days on this Earth, and binge-watching Netflix is where one of them went.
Maybe kids would study foreign languages harder if they knew how many awesome jokes they were missing.
There's a line where a filmmaker goes from 'following the same formula' to 'remaking his own friggin' movie.'
When you focus only on a movie's mistakes, you are more likely to miss out on everything it does well, which may include powerful scenes of cinematic genius hiding in some of the most hated pieces of cinema ever made.