Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

6 Ways the New 'Captain America' Movie Will Fix the Original

This movie could be what the Civil War storyline should've been in the first place.


6 Twist Movie Endings We Never Got to See

There's a whole alternate history of Hollywood lying on the cutting room floor.


5 Goth Women of Film (And Why We Love Them)

These goth chicks drove me to distraction from birth to today.


5 Surprising Things You Learn Designing Movie Monsters

So whatever happened to good old physical effects -- you know, the models, animatronics, all that stuff? Well, we asked a couple of experts that very question.


The 6 Most Pathetic Dating Show Contestants of All Time

If dating life has got you down, remember that things could always be worse.


5 Movie Ratings That Would Actually Be Helpful

G, PG, PG-13, and R have all got to go.


6 Insane Meltdowns by Actors on Set of Their Greatest Movies

We're not sure if life on a film set would be hilarious or a freaking nightmare.


5 Insane Christian Movies You Won't Believe Are Serious

Somehow these writers, producers and directors all took a look at the same source material, the Bible, and thought the best way to advocate for Christ was through face-eating madness.


6 Hidden Sides of Disneyland Only Employees Get to See

We recently sat down with a Disneyland employee working on the less glamorous side of the Magic Kingdom, and we learned that working at the Happiest Place on Earth is a lot like being in high school.


4 Reasons You Should Worry About 'Ghostbusters 3'

This film is an afront to the ghosts of the comedy gods.


4 Reasons 'The Walking Dead' Hates Humans More Than Zombies

We aren't talking about zombies here. We're talking about the unspoken rules by which the entire 'Walking Dead' universe functions.


6 Movies That Got Banned by Countries for Hilarious Reasons

Censorship of movies is rarely justified, but at least most of the time it manages to make some kind of sense. Not in these cases, however.


2 New Shirts for Marvel and 'Cosmos' Fans

Silver Sagan is the hero our planet has always needed.


5 Nightmares You Live Working for America's Worst Company

We decided to track down three members of Comcast's customer service strike force, and learned their terribleness is complicated and also very strange.


5 Bizarrely Perverted Products from Family Friendly Brands

It turns out some 'kid-safe' franchises were just waiting for an opportunity to betray decades of parental trust.