Apparently, infomercial directors never got the memo that they aren't supposed to make up some of the most insane claims you'll ever hear.
Some pop culture just doesn't translate well to foreign audiences. But sometimes the most unexpected pieces of American culture end up being inexplicably huge overseas.
Warning: This article contains spoilers for the new Harry Potter play. Since reading this is way cheaper than taking a plane to London and buying a theater ticket, we thought you wouldn't mind.
Trigger Warning: There is some horrible stuff in this article which involves sex, violence, and babies. All at the same time.
Turns out horror movies are filled with a bunch of regular people. (Terrifyingly regular.)
What's actually dark and full of terrors is the average history book.
We thought it might be fun to take some of the most inexplicably shithouse crazy panels from comic book history and try to make sense of them through the eyes of someone who's completely unfamiliar with the context.
Alas, not all movies are honest -- some are willing to fill your head with utter garbage for the sake of filling in a few moments of dialogue.
Turns out even our 'wholesome' classics were pretty much done by people high off dumpster trucks worth the drugs.
Shooting even the steamiest sex scene is awful and uncomfortable.
Even a broken clock gets the nut sometimes. Or something like that.
When it comes to pop culture memories we're basically all the guy from Memento.
Making films 101: When you have a problem, the best thing to do is make more problems.
Not only are they more talented than all of us, but they're way better at pulling pranks too.