Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Denmark Launches Animated Kid's Show About, Um, Man With A Massive Unit?
Denmark's public service TV broadcaster is thinking big with its latest children's cartoon series.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Batman Won't Be Portrayed By Michael Keaton in DC Extended Universe
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na not Keaton!
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Rubik's Cube Cinematic Universe (That Nobody Wants) Is Coming
Really, we’re trying this again?
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- By JM McNab
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Borat's On-Screen Daughter Says She Reunited With Movie Babysitter, Jeanise Jones
In case you needed a little wholesome content to brighten your day ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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A Muppets Reboot of 'The Great Gatsby' Could Save 2021
It's not so easy being (a) green (light, left for a long lost love).
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- By Carly Tennes
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The 5 Worst Restaurant Patrons in Movie History
When it comes to Hollywood restaurant scenes, there are no heroes.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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That Time Bollywood Created A New Hindu God
It took a whole song and dance to get into the pantheon.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Did Elle Cover Up For Another Crime In 'Legally Blonde'?
Brook almost certainly wasn’t getting liposuction.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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4 Actual Movies That Were Somehow Not Made As Jokes
Real people thought these dumb movies were good ideas, and one of those people was Saddam Hussein.
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- By Alex Hanton
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Sterling Archer Is Depressed
When you really get inside Archer ... You find some dark damage.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Reminder: Marty McFly Was Absolutely Going to Assault His Mom
Sure, he chickened out, but why was that the plan he went with?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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7 Huh? Pieces Of Movie Merchandise Nobody Asked For
Hollywood will market literally anything to kids, even the most violent and crazy movies possible.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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'Broad City' Was The Worst Best Friendship On Television
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- By Dan Duddy
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55 Details Hidden Deep Within In Famous Films
There's a ton of stuff you missed the first time you watched these.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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5 Movie Universes Secretly Much Weirder Than You'd Think
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- By Jordan Breeding
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