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The 6 Most Ridiculous Superhero Movies We Almost Got

Before 'Batman Forever' came and dropped a nuke-sized deuce on the legacy of the Dark Knight, there was going to be a Catwoman movie that would've made 'Batman Returns' seem sane.

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By Tara Marie
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February 08, 2016

5 Ridiculous Reasons Awesome TV Shows Were Canceled

George W. Bush got 'Reading Rainbow' canceled.

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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February 04, 2016

5 Creepy Things Every Horror Movie Assumes About Sex

This is sex according to horror movies. Scratch that. This is sex according to the experts.

By Daniel Dockery
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February 02, 2016

7 Insane Things TV Shows Did When They Ran Out Of Money

Sometimes TV is a little low on cash and has to do some undignified things to get by.

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By JM McNab
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February 02, 2016

7 Movie Moments That Will Change How You See Iconic Villains

Robert Englund uses the same mannerisms for Freddy as Willie the slapstick-funny alien in 'V.' So much so it's a little difficult to separate the two.

By Pauli Poisuo
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January 29, 2016

6 Insane Coincidences You Didn't Notice Are In Every Movie

No one ever eavesdrops in movies ... until it's absolutely important to the plot that they do.

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By Isaac Cabe
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January 29, 2016

6 Pro-Christian Films That Made Christians Look Like Jerks

We're pretty sure Jesus always preached 'Be yourself, unless you're a complete weirdo.'

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By Adam Koski, Matt Fazio, Tara Marie
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January 29, 2016

5 Reasons Modern Candy Is Total Bull$#!t

You don't need to conduct a comprehensive survey of the modern candy selection to see that it has stalled out creatively.

By J.F. Sargent
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January 26, 2016

5 Great Performances By Actors (Who Weren't Acting)

If you're watching someone having violence inflicted upon them, chances are that it's terrifyingly real.

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By Bill Gray, Adam Koski, Carolyn Burke, Joel B. Kirk
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January 26, 2016

7 Wildly Different Versions Of Movies That We Almost Had

Judging by his preproduction work, Guillermo del Toro's 'Hobbit' would've been infinitely better than the awful, Legolas-obsessed versions we got instead.

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By Chris Radomile
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January 22, 2016

5 Feel-Good Movie Lessons Undone By Their Own Plots

From the moment the film begins, Marlin has to deal with so much crap it's a miracle he doesn't strap Nemo to the anemone and keep watch 24/7.

By Matt Cowan
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January 20, 2016

7 TV Finales That Went Out Of Their Way To Anger Fans

TV show finales have a grand tradition of sucking.

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By JM McNab
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January 19, 2016

4 Kids' Movies With Happy Endings That Aren't Actually Happy

P.S. And everybody lived horribly ever after.

By Jawn Louis
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January 18, 2016

5 Huge Children's Movies That Teach Kids Horrifying Lessons

Emmet's success in 'The Lego Movie' shows that everyone is talented and interesting and extraordinary ... but everyone's personality and actions are preordained by higher beings.

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