While his portrayal is far from authentic or culturally sensitive, Depp makes Tonto into a fascinating and oftentimes hilarious character.
Despite a few craptacular CGI apples, 2015 was actually a huge year for gee-whiz special effects trickery.
Berlin, radioactive San Francisco. Same thing.
There are those filmmakers and actors who are so wholly dedicated to their craft, and sometimes this self-inflicted punishment is in the service of a project that's a colossal turd, and all that suffering becomes more like some sad, philosophical exercise in pointlessness.
Why talk about a bear rape scene that never happened when you could be watching these nutjob films that are just as horrifying?
Movies may not cause people to suddenly become maniacs, but that doesn't mean that Hollywood doesn't have a pants-poopingly bizarre, almost dangerously naive view of how gun violence works.
Finn escaped his life of being a child soldier, only to turn around and start murdering other child soldiers.
Before 'Batman Forever' came and dropped a nuke-sized deuce on the legacy of the Dark Knight, there was going to be a Catwoman movie that would've made 'Batman Returns' seem sane.
George W. Bush got 'Reading Rainbow' canceled.
This is sex according to horror movies. Scratch that. This is sex according to the experts.
Sometimes TV is a little low on cash and has to do some undignified things to get by.
Robert Englund uses the same mannerisms for Freddy as Willie the slapstick-funny alien in 'V.' So much so it's a little difficult to separate the two.
No one ever eavesdrops in movies ... until it's absolutely important to the plot that they do.
We're pretty sure Jesus always preached 'Be yourself, unless you're a complete weirdo.'
You don't need to conduct a comprehensive survey of the modern candy selection to see that it has stalled out creatively.