Not only are they more talented than all of us, but they're way better at pulling pranks too.
When product placement works, it works damn well. When it doesn't, well, it looks like total trash.
We've been on high alert for subliminal propaganda, when all this time it's been dancing and singing stupid songs right in front of us.
In 2013, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas predicted the film industry as we know it would 'implode' if/when, in the near future, too many wildly expensive blockbuster movies flopped.
Now YOU can write your very own blockbuster.
Not every tie-in attraction can be a runaway success -- or attract throngs of rabid superfans who will trash your property.
If you're going to remake the same movie half a dozen times, at least get it right every time.
There are a lot of unanswered questions about this fictional universe just beneath the surface that are far more sinister than we might have suspected.
Movies have been steadily stealing from video games in such sneaky ways that you'd probably never notice it unless someone put both things side by side.
In the days before Indiegogo, some now-famous directors got the money they needed for their breakout films in less conventional ways.
I went to Hot Topic a few days ago, because why not? Sometimes you want to buy a 'Fallout 4' backpack and a John Cena T-shirt.
When it comes to movie directors, the lack of sanity can be quite striking.
These cartoonish, over-the-top evil schemes that are still less horrifying than their real-world counterparts.
Most these movies could've been solved in minutes by a trip to the Dollar General.