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While his portrayal is far from authentic or culturally sensitive, Depp makes Tonto into a fascinating and oftentimes hilarious character.

• By Adam Tod Brown
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• February 25, 2016

Despite a few craptacular CGI apples, 2015 was actually a huge year for gee-whiz special effects trickery.

• By David Christopher Bell
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• February 19, 2016

Berlin, radioactive San Francisco. Same thing.

• By Adam Wears
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• February 18, 2016

There are those filmmakers and actors who are so wholly dedicated to their craft, and sometimes this self-inflicted punishment is in the service of a project that's a colossal turd, and all that suffering becomes more like some sad, philosophical exercise in pointlessness.

• By E. Reid Ross
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• February 12, 2016

Why talk about a bear rape scene that never happened when you could be watching these nutjob films that are just as horrifying?

• By David Christopher Bell
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• February 10, 2016

Movies may not cause people to suddenly become maniacs, but that doesn't mean that Hollywood doesn't have a pants-poopingly bizarre, almost dangerously naive view of how gun violence works.

• By David Christopher Bell
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• February 09, 2016

Finn escaped his life of being a child soldier, only to turn around and start murdering other child soldiers.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• February 09, 2016

Before 'Batman Forever' came and dropped a nuke-sized deuce on the legacy of the Dark Knight, there was going to be a Catwoman movie that would've made 'Batman Returns' seem sane.

• By Tara Marie
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• February 08, 2016

George W. Bush got 'Reading Rainbow' canceled.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• February 04, 2016

This is sex according to horror movies. Scratch that. This is sex according to the experts.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• February 02, 2016

Sometimes TV is a little low on cash and has to do some undignified things to get by.

• By JM McNab
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• February 02, 2016

Robert Englund uses the same mannerisms for Freddy as Willie the slapstick-funny alien in 'V.' So much so it's a little difficult to separate the two.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• January 29, 2016

No one ever eavesdrops in movies ... until it's absolutely important to the plot that they do.

• By Isaac Cabe
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• January 29, 2016

We're pretty sure Jesus always preached 'Be yourself, unless you're a complete weirdo.'

• By Adam Koski, Matt Fazio, Tara Marie
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• January 29, 2016

You don't need to conduct a comprehensive survey of the modern candy selection to see that it has stalled out creatively.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• January 26, 2016