Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 WAY-Too-Common Movie Lines No Actual Human Has Ever Said

Characters in movies say things all the time that you and I don't say, because our lives aren't dictated by a script some coke-head wrote out on a napkin at Starbucks.


20 Movie Posters Revised To Be Not Full Of S#!t

Movie posters don't ever tell you what you're about to see.


5 Deeply Troubling Questions The Marvel Movies Don't Address

The MCU has avoided dealing with some of the inevitable life-changing implications of its stories.


6 'FUN FACTS' About Movies That Are Extremely Not Facts

The following pieces of trivia have been repeated so often that they've all been accepted as fact, even though in reality they're just as stupid


6 Beloved Kids' Characters Who Received Baffling Reboots

While children need to learn that life isn't all baby-powered sunshine and rainbows, we're still pretty sure we could've done without these.


Super Dark Deleted Scenes You Won't Believe Existed At All

Sometimes cutting scenes can save a movie from epic stupidity. And sometimes cutting scenes can save these films from plunging into a bottomless hole of sadness.


5 Famous Sci-Fi Devices That Totally Ignore Actual Science

Just like in the real world, these fanciful Hollywood inventions would have terrible unforeseen consequences that would make living in a sci-fi universe a waking nightmare.


JK Rowling Will Be The Next Disney (And It's All Our Fault)

She's really kind of a few steps away from becoming George Lucas too.


21 Cringeworthy Moments In Otherwise Great Films

Hey, you can't get it right all the time, you know?


7 Films With Symbolism You Didn't Notice (And Can't Unsee)

Some blockbusters have surprisingly rich layers of meaning hidden under all those one-liners and explosions.


5 Existential Dilemmas Behind Every Redneck Reality Show

The insanity of these shows deserve to be documented, so that our descendants can look back on us and figure out exactly where we failed them.


6 Reasons Why Drive-In Theaters Are Never Coming Back

Drive-in theaters seem cool. But what went wrong with the whole automotive theater experience?


14 'Leaked' Photos That'd Probably Kill Some Movie Fans

Everyone loves a set leak. Unless of course they're anything like these.


6 Ways 'Sausage Party' Got Away With Screwing Its Artists

Whether they made a masterpiece or a turd, apparently 'Sausage Party' was done by treating the animators like trash.


8 Inspirational Quotes (From History's Biggest Monsters)

Sometimes, history's most awful people say things that, taken alone and completely out of context, are super inspiring.