Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Dark Drug Metaphors You Missed In Disney's Mary Poppins

All the evidence is laid out pretty well in the movie.


6 Crazy New Movies That Slipped Under Audiences' Radars

We'd like to take a moment to tell you about the awesome films getting a fraction of the attention they deserve.


5 Job Secrets Of A Movie Theater Grosser Than The Floor

We talked to theater managers Donovan King and Olga Lexell to learn about cinema's seedy underbelly.


Why Ultron Is A Secret Criticism Of Marvel Movies

By the way, hella spoilers in this article.


5 Superhero Sagas That Were Too Awesome To Exist

Look, we're not saying all of these would have been great -- Hollywood is capable of ruining even the best of ideas. But you can't help but be intrigued.


5 Game Shows That Butchered Family Games in Hilarious Ways

I've been preparing for retirement since I was a little boy, not by saving all my money or starting a 401(k) the second I got my first paper route, but by watching a shitload of game shows.


6 Fictional Alcoholic Beverages That Actually Get You Drunk

I've decided to be a poor schmuck for you and test a few from my favorite TV shows and movies.


5 Exonerated Criminals Who Did Worse Stuff After Being Free

In some cases, getting released from prison after years of wrongful incarceration is just the beginning of the story.


6 Insane Versions Of Great Movies You Didn't Know Existed

Chances are at least one of your favorite movies is a remake, and you never realized it because they were remaking something so awful it's been long buried in pop culture's graveyard.


4 Cartoon Characters (Surprisingly) Based On Real People

Anger the wrong person named Matt or Trey & you may end up immortalized for all eternity as the jerkiest character in South Park.


6 Reasons The Jedi Would Be The Villain In Any Sane Movie

We're really sorry about this, but we're about to ruin your image of Kit Fisto.


5 Tricks Hollywood Uses To Make Good Trailers And Bad Movies

Movie ad campaigns don't just hurt us, they hurt the movies themselves.


4 Crappy Side Effects Of Streaming TV Nobody Saw Coming

Streaming's ability to trump the old television system has also irrevocably damaged television in ways we didn't see coming.


6 Inside Facts About Jeopardy From A 74-Episode Winner

You probably remember when the media lost their collective shit over Ken Jennings, who raked in over $3 million from Jeopardy. We sat down with, and here's what he told us.