Professor Flitwick's complete makeover couldn't have been an accident.
Tim Burton should just remake all of Hollywood's most violent films using stop-motion.
We could've had Wu-Tang in a Marvel flick. Someone really dropped the ball.
George Lucas' cameo is as awful as you're imagining it.
If there are two ingredients guaranteed to automatically up the insanity quotient of your 'Aladdin' movie, it's the 1970s and Bollywood.
The film was technically inept, its plot was nonsense, and the actors seemed to be actively trying to escape the set in every scene. And now hear from one of them.
Any school where your final grade is determined pretty much by your success at field day is OK by us.
First it starts out with a little self-fiddling next to a sleeping dragon, then things get weird from there.
They should've just made 'PotC' an episodic series instead of the fantastical mess it turned into.
You can actually curse God at any point and as often as you like.
Throughout the movie, Elsa is dealing with some major clinical depression, and frankly that hasn't gotten the coverage it deserves.
Can we go back to how Gordon managed to keep his job?
Turns out there's a long lost Harry Potter film floating around out there.
Nobody does strong female characters like Joss Whedon. Oh, and also nobody tortures the holy daylights out of those strong female characters like him.