Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

7 Franchises That Secretly Reused One Actor In Many Roles
7 Franchises That Secretly Reused One Actor In Many Roles

Professor Flitwick's complete makeover couldn't have been an accident.

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How 8 Great Movies Would Be Even Better With A New Director
How 8 Great Movies Would Be Even Better With A New Director

Tim Burton should just remake all of Hollywood's most violent films using stop-motion.

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7 Deleted Scenes That Would've Ended Superhero Franchises
7 Deleted Scenes That Would've Ended Superhero Franchises

We could've had Wu-Tang in a Marvel flick. Someone really dropped the ball.

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6 Inexcusable Director Cameos (In Their Own Movies)
6 Inexcusable Director Cameos (In Their Own Movies)

George Lucas' cameo is as awful as you're imagining it.

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6 Children's Stories That Other Countries Turned Insane
6 Children's Stories That Other Countries Turned Insane

If there are two ingredients guaranteed to automatically up the insanity quotient of your 'Aladdin' movie, it's the 1970s and Bollywood.

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The Most Staged Reality Shows Ever
The Most Staged Reality Shows Ever

If you still think reality shows have elements that aren't fake, congratulations! The time machine worked and you've escaped the 1990s.

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5 Things I Learned As A Child Star Of The Worst Movie Ever
5 Things I Learned As A Child Star Of The Worst Movie Ever

The film was technically inept, its plot was nonsense, and the actors seemed to be actively trying to escape the set in every scene. And now hear from one of them.

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The Pros And Cons Of Attending 9 Fictional Colleges
The Pros And Cons Of Attending 9 Fictional Colleges

Any school where your final grade is determined pretty much by your success at field day is OK by us.

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Famous Books With Filthy Sex Scenes (That Were Unfilmable)
Famous Books With Filthy Sex Scenes (That Were Unfilmable)

First it starts out with a little self-fiddling next to a sleeping dragon, then things get weird from there.

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7 Fixes That Would Make Classic Franchises Bearable Again
7 Fixes That Would Make Classic Franchises Bearable Again

They should've just made 'PotC' an episodic series instead of the fantastical mess it turned into.

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16 Steps To Destroy Your Day With Facebook Customer Support
16 Steps To Destroy Your Day With Facebook Customer Support

You can actually curse God at any point and as often as you like.

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6 Ways 'Frozen' Teaches You What Depression Is Like
6 Ways 'Frozen' Teaches You What Depression Is Like

Throughout the movie, Elsa is dealing with some major clinical depression, and frankly that hasn't gotten the coverage it deserves.

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7 Movies With Dumb Plot Holes (Rescued By Editing)
7 Movies With Dumb Plot Holes (Rescued By Editing)

Can we go back to how Gordon managed to keep his job?

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7 Movies That Are Secretly Sequels To Other Famous Films
7 Movies That Are Secretly Sequels To Other Famous Films

Turns out there's a long lost Harry Potter film floating around out there.

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5 Filmmakers That Revealed Personal Secrets In Their Movies
5 Filmmakers That Revealed Personal Secrets In Their Movies

Nobody does strong female characters like Joss Whedon. Oh, and also nobody tortures the holy daylights out of those strong female characters like him.

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