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Thor's going to need that Sad Hulk song played for him.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- May 05, 2016
Harry's world is more like the magical equivalent of North Korea.
- By Aatif Zubair
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- May 02, 2016
George Sr. decided his real world is actually a fictional TV show, and he makes up its next developments like they're new episodes.
- By Alex Schmidt
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- May 01, 2016
The great misconception about classic literature is that it represents a quainter, less sexualized time.
- By J.C Breen
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- May 01, 2016
All we wanted was the REAL 'Garfield,' man.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- April 30, 2016
Mrs. Potts, the Beast's faithful housekeeper, is clearly way too old to have given birth to her 'son,' Chip. So where did he come from?
- By Amanda Mannen
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- April 30, 2016
'Pacific Rim 2' coming in 2036.
- By Jim Avery
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- April 29, 2016
Groot spends a lot of time being useless when he's clearly the most powerful of the group.
- By Aatif Zubair, Tara Marie
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- April 28, 2016
Who doesn't want to watch 'Sopranos In Space'?
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- April 27, 2016
Note to aspiring thespians: Invest in manicures.
- By Adam Koski, Markos Hasiotis
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- April 27, 2016
DC sucks at making movies, and they'll never be on equal footing with Marvel unless they make some changes.
- By Felix Clay
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- April 25, 2016
We ran a 100-percent accurate simulation to see how the story would have played out if the characters didn't spend half their time sleeping around, torturing each other, and talking about their feelings.
- By Ed Stevens
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- April 24, 2016
Watching these movies is like talking to a freshman political science major.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- April 23, 2016
Shh. Shhh. It'll all make sense soon.
- By JM McNab
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- April 22, 2016
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