Every movie with a plot twist is full of hilariously awkward unseen setups.
Even the most socially ambitious show or movie still needs to be entertaining, and that leads to some mixed messages.
Some movie characters aren't meant to be role models to be quoted and emulated. So says me -- and often, the directors of the films as well.
Shockingly, there are people who perform motion capture roles besides Andy Serkis.
A lot of movie menaces could have been stopped by simply telling the heroes to stay home and waiting for the villain to step on his own dick.
One might think that making kids' movies is pretty harmless. But no, that's wrong.
Some movies that deserve at least a little bit of acclaim never really get it. Sometimes, this happens over the course of several movies.
Sometimes two movies turn out to be so similar, in such ultra-specific ways, it makes you wonder if, well, there wasn't at least a tiny bit of ripping off going on.
Sometimes, people end up recreating entire crazy-ass schemes straight out of movies or TV shows -- only to be foiled by a little thing called 'reality.'
Hollywood understands as much about the human body as I understand about Eritrean politics.
Sometimes you can pick up a 'mature' film and a family-friendly one and realize they're telling the same damn story.
Everything was better back in the day. But were they? We're not sure, seeing as how a lot of our complaints about modern cinema go back far longer than you'd think.
The wizarding world has much more pressing problems than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. We have multiple catastrophes-which-must-be-fixed.
In terms of blockbusters, 2016 has been a bog of farts. However, there are some not-so-fart-smelling movies on the way.
How simple is the 'Star Wars' story really? What if we weren't dealing with an innocent battle of Good versus Evil, but a battle of Good versus Wrinkled, Sperm-Hungry Maniac?