Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

Every movie with a plot twist is full of hilariously awkward unseen setups.

• By David Christopher Bell
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• October 07, 2016

Even the most socially ambitious show or movie still needs to be entertaining, and that leads to some mixed messages.

• By Stephan Roget
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• October 07, 2016

Some movie characters aren't meant to be role models to be quoted and emulated. So says me -- and often, the directors of the films as well.

• By Aaron Kheifets
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• October 06, 2016

Shockingly, there are people who perform motion capture roles besides Andy Serkis.

• By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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• October 05, 2016

A lot of movie menaces could have been stopped by simply telling the heroes to stay home and waiting for the villain to step on his own dick.

• By J. Olasz, Tiago Svn, Aatif Zubair
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• October 02, 2016

One might think that making kids' movies is pretty harmless. But no, that's wrong.

• By E. Reid Ross
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• September 30, 2016

Some movies that deserve at least a little bit of acclaim never really get it. Sometimes, this happens over the course of several movies.

• By Adam Tod Brown
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• September 29, 2016

Sometimes two movies turn out to be so similar, in such ultra-specific ways, it makes you wonder if, well, there wasn't at least a tiny bit of ripping off going on.

• By Christopher Charles Slayter, Jon David Garcia
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• September 28, 2016

Sometimes, people end up recreating entire crazy-ass schemes straight out of movies or TV shows -- only to be foiled by a little thing called 'reality.'

• By JM McNab
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• September 26, 2016

Hollywood understands as much about the human body as I understand about Eritrean politics.

• By Felix Clay
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• September 23, 2016

Sometimes you can pick up a 'mature' film and a family-friendly one and realize they're telling the same damn story.

• By JM McNab
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• September 23, 2016

Everything was better back in the day. But were they? We're not sure, seeing as how a lot of our complaints about modern cinema go back far longer than you'd think.

• By Cracked Writers
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• September 23, 2016

The wizarding world has much more pressing problems than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. We have multiple catastrophes-which-must-be-fixed.

• By Aaron Kheifets
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• September 22, 2016

In terms of blockbusters, 2016 has been a bog of farts. However, there are some not-so-fart-smelling movies on the way.

• By David Christopher Bell
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• September 22, 2016

How simple is the 'Star Wars' story really? What if we weren't dealing with an innocent battle of Good versus Evil, but a battle of Good versus Wrinkled, Sperm-Hungry Maniac?

• By Stephen Cooper
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• September 21, 2016