Well, it's March of 2017, which means it's time to start getting ready for the First Annual Purge.
Sometimes it's fun to imagine what some science fiction or fantasy settings would look like in the real world.
These are the real issues, people.
A dark theater. A greasy, glistening hot dog nestled tight in a bun. And a steamy gay subplot.
Hey, remember when streaming was supposed to be the cheap, easy, no frills alternative to paying for a cable package?
WARNING: Spoilers galore!
No one knows anything about the would-be reboot, but that hasn't stopped them from losing their minds about it.
Hollywood films are always one manic breakdown, drunken mistake, or nervous producer away from shutting down and disappearing into oblivion.
If there was an Academy Award for 'Man, where have I seen this person before?' these people would all have one.
While a superpower is often randomly granted to you, a gadget is something that comes out of your own dumb noggin -- and this can reveal some stupidly amazing things.
Movies are wrong about fundamental things like what scientists do, why they do it, and whether they wear lab coats while working on their computers.
Gird your loins, for we are treading down the footpath of eternal darkness.