Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
4 Star Wars Legends Disney Wish Never Happened (Master Bayts and More)
Star Wars "Legends" content has always been pretty variable in quality, but we’re not interested in the safe stuff.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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8 Before Lil Nas X Sparked A Widespread Moral Panic, There Was Purple 'Teletubbie,' 'Tinky Winky'
How a Teletubbie launched a moral controversy.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Terrible Raunch Comedy That Spawned NoFap
Getting a grip on masturbation haters.
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- By Cedric Voets
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15 Monstrously Good 'Godzilla vs Kong' Memes
No matter whose side you're on, these memes hit the spot.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Best American Godzilla Movie is Still That Nike Ad With Charles Barkley
After all, how many gold medals has King Kong won?
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- By JM McNab
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You Really Can Be Scared to Death in Your Sleep, Just Like in 'Nightmare on Elm Street'
A number of theories have been proposed over the years to explain the deaths in a non-spooky way, but none of them are quite satisfactory.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Alien And Predator's Best Sequels Were With Batman And Superman
No, seriously. It's not even close.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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We Remade Zack Snyder's Justice League For Only $20
Not everybody has 4 hours to devote to Zack Snyder’s Justice League, so we went ahead and made a Snyder Cut of our own.
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- By Chandler Perry
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We're Never Getting Those Last Two 'Game Of Thrones' Books; Are We?
Honestly, it might be for the best.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Wow, Hollywood Really Sucks At Making Good Movie Husbands
Behind every great woman stands a man who can't understand why he has no lines in this scene.
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- By Cedric Voets
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'The Falcon and the Winter Soldier' Reminds Us: The First Captain America Was Black
As did Anthony Mackie back in 2014 ...
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- By JM McNab
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The Real Story Of 'Simpsons' Steamed Hams
As much as I love Steamed Hams as a meme, I love the real thing more.
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- By Justin McGown
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'Fast & Furious' Han Seoul-Oh Actor To Appear In 'Star Wars' Series 'Obi-Wan Kenobi'
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Guesses What Superhero Movies Will Look Like In 2021 (and Beyond)
We’re entering the second decade of the Age of the Comic Book Blockbuster, and no one’s really sure what’s going to work going forward.
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- By Eirik Gumeny
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No More Dark Phoenix, Please: 5 Famous Superhero Stories Hollywood Needs To Quit
Here are some very good comics that don't need to be on the big screen anymore, thanks.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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