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5 Silly Rules That Old Dinosaur Movies All Seem To Follow
5 Silly Rules That Old Dinosaur Movies All Seem To Follow

I feel like I could have been smart. Sadly, at the time of my life when I should've been actually learning things, I was too busy discovering a lost art called the 'dinosaur movie.'

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3 Huge Mysteries Westworld Isn't Able To Answer
3 Huge Mysteries Westworld Isn't Able To Answer

Should go without saying, but SPOILERS.

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6 Scenes Added To Movies To Spite Real People
6 Scenes Added To Movies To Spite Real People

Sometimes your favorite scene is really only there to serve as a giant middle finger.

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4 Times Movie Characters Didn’t See Super-Obvious Solutions
4 Times Movie Characters Didn’t See Super-Obvious Solutions

We're not killjoys. We're just trying to forget our lonely, lonely lives.

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Fan Theories That Vastly Improve Films
Fan Theories That Vastly Improve Films

Fake fans come up with fan fiction. Real fans develop complex theories like these.

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5 Ways Modern Movie Directing Has Changed (For The Worse)
5 Ways Modern Movie Directing Has Changed (For The Worse)

At the rate we're going, there won't be another director like Spielberg in our lifetime. That is, unless we Sarah Connor the heck out of the following terrible realities.

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5 Absurdly Unapologetic Hollywood Sellouts
5 Absurdly Unapologetic Hollywood Sellouts

Product placements are the rectal catheters of popular entertainment.

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5 Reasons Star Wars Is A Story Told From R2-D2's Perspective
5 Reasons Star Wars Is A Story Told From R2-D2's Perspective

Picture Artoo in front of a jury, explaining how and why a group of terro-- er, 'rebels' just assassinated the two most powerful people in the galaxy.

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The 5 Most Useless Features Hollywood Won’t Stop Pushing
The 5 Most Useless Features Hollywood Won’t Stop Pushing

These are features that no rational human has a want or need for.

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6 Classic Movies That Cheated To Make Characters Look Smart
6 Classic Movies That Cheated To Make Characters Look Smart

Some of the cleverest cinematic masterminds ever are complete dullards.

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Why Black Panther Is Really Marvel's Most Dangerous Villain
Why Black Panther Is Really Marvel's Most Dangerous Villain

It's too bad that this utopia's mere existence would doom millions of people to death and misery.

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5 Great Life Saving Tips From Films (That'll Get You Killed)
5 Great Life Saving Tips From Films (That'll Get You Killed)

Terrifyingly enough, the health care techniques that Hollywood clearly made up on an insane whim have made it into the popular consciousness.

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5 Horrible Ideas That Almost Killed Star Wars Forever
5 Horrible Ideas That Almost Killed Star Wars Forever

Would George Lucas have made everything worse. Yes. One hundred times yes.

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5 Classic Movies That Were Almost Ruined By Horrifying Ideas
5 Classic Movies That Were Almost Ruined By Horrifying Ideas

Movies are versatile, unpredictable things, and their early versions rarely match what winds up on the big screen.

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5 WTF Experiences Foreign Fans Have With American Movies
5 WTF Experiences Foreign Fans Have With American Movies

When you're a foreigner obsessed with American cinema, it changes you.

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