Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

A Mind-Blowing Theory About The Dad From 'Family Matters'

What if all of Reginald VelJohnson's police characters weren't different people?


6 Reasons Heath Ledger's Joker Ruined Comic Book Movies

Ledger's Joker was amazing, frightening, and, unfortunately, has become the go-to blueprint for every friggin' villain out there.


7 Hilariously Perverted Works By Iconic Kids' Cartoonists

Presumably, 'Powerpuff Girls' got picked up only after they entered a clause in the contract specifying that there wouldn't be any tiny mutant orgies in it.


5 Crappy Movies That Put Insane Detail Into Their Worlds

'John Carter,' for as cheesy as it was, really did its linguistic legwork.


A Theory That Will Change How You See The Simpsons Forever

The Simpsons' timeline is so insane, there's no way this isn't true.


7 Gaping Flaws In Famous Sci-Fi Movies

(SPOILER FOR THIS ARTICLE: It's full of spoilers.)


5 Classic Movies With Way Better Insane Foreign Ripoffs

The 'Expendables' is ripoff wall-to-wall karate and machine guns and has virtually no interest in linking events together with a narrative.


10 Movie Titles You Think Are Nonsense (And What They Mean)

Thankfully, you don't have to actually open 'The Revenant' to understand the title.


6 Specific Reasons Why Superhero Movies Ruined Comic Books

It turns out those gorgeous movie types cosplaying as your favorite ink-and-paper creations are ruining them more than they'll ever know or care about.


Inception Is A Prequel To The Matrix ... No, Seriously

A unified 'Inception'/'Matrix' connection makes a lot more sense than you think.


6 Awesome Movies That No One Told You About

According to reviews of 'Greasy Strangler,' the whole thing is wallpapered with engorged old-guy dick, and that's somehow not even the weirdest part.


5 Movies That People Learned (The Exact Wrong) Lessons From

If it feels like I'm being hard on humanity, it's only because I care so much.


Evil Ideas We Accept In Fantasy Movies (And Nowhere Else)

Beneath the wonder of powerful wizards, heroic sword fights, and enchanted jewelry, fantasy stories encourage some very dark ideas that usually fly right under our radar.


7 Stars With Wild Off Screen Lives

These stars' off-screen antics were even more unbelievable than anything in their movies.


7 Gender-Specific Ways Actors Are Constantly Screwed Over

Maybe you haven't noticed, but almost every popular genre comes with its own bizarre gender hang-ups begging to be picked apart.