Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

A Mind-Blowing Theory About The Dad From 'Family Matters'

What if all of Reginald VelJohnson's police characters weren't different people?

By Michael Garowee
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May 28, 2016

6 Reasons Heath Ledger's Joker Ruined Comic Book Movies

Ledger's Joker was amazing, frightening, and, unfortunately, has become the go-to blueprint for every friggin' villain out there.

By David Christopher Bell
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May 26, 2016

7 Hilariously Perverted Works By Iconic Kids' Cartoonists

Presumably, 'Powerpuff Girls' got picked up only after they entered a clause in the contract specifying that there wouldn't be any tiny mutant orgies in it.

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By Matt Fazio
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May 23, 2016

5 Crappy Movies That Put Insane Detail Into Their Worlds

'John Carter,' for as cheesy as it was, really did its linguistic legwork.

By Aaron Kheifets
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May 22, 2016

A Theory That Will Change How You See The Simpsons Forever

The Simpsons' timeline is so insane, there's no way this isn't true.

By Michael Irving
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May 21, 2016

7 Gaping Flaws In Famous Sci-Fi Movies

(SPOILER FOR THIS ARTICLE: It's full of spoilers.)

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By Chris Radomile
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May 20, 2016

5 Classic Movies With Way Better Insane Foreign Ripoffs

The 'Expendables' is ripoff wall-to-wall karate and machine guns and has virtually no interest in linking events together with a narrative.

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By Raoni Lacerda
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May 20, 2016

10 Movie Titles You Think Are Nonsense (And What They Mean)

Thankfully, you don't have to actually open 'The Revenant' to understand the title.

By AM Smiley, Matt Cowan
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May 19, 2016

6 Specific Reasons Why Superhero Movies Ruined Comic Books

It turns out those gorgeous movie types cosplaying as your favorite ink-and-paper creations are ruining them more than they'll ever know or care about.

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By Jason Iannone
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May 19, 2016

Inception Is A Prequel To The Matrix ... No, Seriously

A unified 'Inception'/'Matrix' connection makes a lot more sense than you think.

By Raoni Lacerda
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May 18, 2016

6 Awesome Movies That No One Told You About

According to reviews of 'Greasy Strangler,' the whole thing is wallpapered with engorged old-guy dick, and that's somehow not even the weirdest part.

By David Christopher Bell
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May 18, 2016

5 Movies That People Learned (The Exact Wrong) Lessons From

If it feels like I'm being hard on humanity, it's only because I care so much.

By J.F. Sargent
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May 17, 2016

Evil Ideas We Accept In Fantasy Movies (And Nowhere Else)

Beneath the wonder of powerful wizards, heroic sword fights, and enchanted jewelry, fantasy stories encourage some very dark ideas that usually fly right under our radar.

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