Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

5 Movies That Totally Forgot To Punish Their Villain

Sometimes children's movies seem to completely forget that consequences exist.

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5 Movies That Could Have Been Fixed By Swapping Their Flaws

Someone needs to make a 'Phantom Menace' / 'Force Awakens' supercut ASAP.

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8 Movies That Looked Hilarious (Before The CGI Was Added)

In person, it seems as though the X-Men are actually uncannily dorky.

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3 Penis Tropes In Hollywood That You Never Noticed

Despite being primarily written by men, movies and TV shows have some pretty cockamamie hang-ups about the human willy.

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4 Game Of Thrones Characters Who Really Dropped The Ball

One dinghy was all Stannis needed to put his frigid butt on the Iron Throne.

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Bizarre Reasons Actors Turned Down Famous Roles

Boy are we glad Sean Connery was confused by 'Lord of the Rings.'

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If Movie Poster Taglines Were Honest

We've taken it upon ourselves to make movie posters useful.

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6 Directors Who Secretly Made The Same Movie Twice

While it's certainly not ethical to steal someone else's idea, cribbing movies from yourself is less of a crime.

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6 Stupid Things Movie Villains Did (For No Apparent Reason)

It seems like these particular villains went into their dastardly schemes determined to fail -- or to at least extend the story to feature length.

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5 Romantic Comedy Tropes That Would Be Creepy In Real Life

Despite the best efforts of the genre, most romantic comedies don't even come close to replicating the feelings of real love.

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6 Once-Popular Movies Genres Hollywood Doesn't Make Anymore

Screw another superhero movie, when are we going to get the next 'Gosford Park'?

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6 Futuristic Movie Scenarios Already Disproven By Science

A lot of the sci-fi scenarios Hollywood makes us think await us aren't just wrong -- when you look at the actual science involved, you learn that they're the opposite of what's likely going to happen.

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5 Huge Real-World Problems Hollywood Completely Ignores

Directors are always looking to make that next great war movie. Unless it's about the Korean War. Then no one is wanting to do that.

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5 Movies That Chewed Up Actors And Spit Them Out

Apparently when you mix 'Star Trek' and Tom Hardy, you get a crack addiction.

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