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Fan Theories That Vastly Improve Films

Fake fans come up with fan fiction. Real fans develop complex theories like these.


5 Ways Modern Movie Directing Has Changed (For The Worse)

At the rate we're going, there won't be another director like Spielberg in our lifetime. That is, unless we Sarah Connor the heck out of the following terrible realities.


5 Absurdly Unapologetic Hollywood Sellouts

Product placements are the rectal catheters of popular entertainment.


5 Reasons Star Wars Is A Story Told From R2-D2's Perspective

Picture Artoo in front of a jury, explaining how and why a group of terro-- er, 'rebels' just assassinated the two most powerful people in the galaxy.


The 5 Most Useless Features Hollywood Won’t Stop Pushing

These are features that no rational human has a want or need for.


6 Classic Movies That Cheated To Make Characters Look Smart

Some of the cleverest cinematic masterminds ever are complete dullards.


Why Black Panther Is Really Marvel's Most Dangerous Villain

It's too bad that this utopia's mere existence would doom millions of people to death and misery.


5 Great Life Saving Tips From Films (That'll Get You Killed)

Terrifyingly enough, the health care techniques that Hollywood clearly made up on an insane whim have made it into the popular consciousness.


5 Horrible Ideas That Almost Killed Star Wars Forever

Would George Lucas have made everything worse. Yes. One hundred times yes.


5 Classic Movies That Were Almost Ruined By Horrifying Ideas

Movies are versatile, unpredictable things, and their early versions rarely match what winds up on the big screen.


5 WTF Experiences Foreign Fans Have With American Movies

When you're a foreigner obsessed with American cinema, it changes you.


6 Scenes In Famous Movies That Were Insanely Hard To Film

Some seemingly-insignificant scenes can be such an immense pain in the balls that even the most hardened Hollywood hotshot would scream.


'Lego Batman' May Be The Most Pure 'Batman' Ever

With no expectations to live up to, we're finally getting the Batman movie we deserve.


7 Famous Movies That Are Secretly All About Sex

It turns out that some of the most famous films covertly told stories about willies.


5 Incredible Acting Feats That Should Have Their Own Awards

There are all sorts of underrated kinds of acting that we should be giving major props to.