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6 Magically Stupid Scenes Scary Movies Never Show You
Being a horror monster is a lot like being a small town cop: there's lots of down time mixed with brief moments of intense violence. Also, both occupations disproportionately target minorities.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- October 29, 2017
6 Hilarious Secret Rules All Horror Movies Obey
There are a tons of other weird details that are seemingly mandatory for every horror flick.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- October 27, 2017
5 Creepy As Hell Stories Cut From Your PG-13 History Books
Every now and then, history's horror stories are so over the top that they have to be left out of the classroom entirely.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- October 27, 2017
10 Backstage Photos That Make Scary Movies Look Hilarious
Learning how scary movies are made can ruin the horror for the viewer, turning previously terrifying moments into episodes of campy slapstick.
- By JM McNab
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- October 26, 2017
How Actual Human Beings Would React To Movie Situations
Somebody needs to tell Hollywood how real people behave.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 26, 2017
The Overarching Plot Of The 'Halloween' Movies Is Crazy AF
Allow us to guide you through the tangled ball of Christmas lights that is the Halloween series.
- By JM McNab
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- October 25, 2017
5 Real-Life Murderers More Terrifying Than Any Horror Movie
Serial killers in movies are all constrained by the same limitation: The imagination of a screenwriter, who is presumably not a murderous psychopath. No matter how disgusting or outright evil the fictional killer, there's somebody out there topping them in real life.
- By Israel SH, Abraham Mireles, Zanandi Botes, Laura H, Michael Battaglino
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- October 25, 2017
Why 'Gotham' Is The Superhero Origin That We Need Right Now
Gotham seems to have erupted from an alternate dimension where it is the only real form of Batman.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- October 24, 2017
4 WTF Hypothetical Questions Raised By Horror Movies
Movie monsters always work with a strict set of rules.
- By Chris Radomile
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- October 24, 2017
What The Walking Dead Needs To Steal From Game Of Thrones
It's starting to feel like Walking Dead is dazed and wobbly-kneed after Game Of Thrones roundhouse-kicked it in its decomposing chin.
- By Luis Prada
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- October 23, 2017
18 Horror Movies With Diabolically Clever Foreshadowing
Nothing in horror movies should surprise you.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 23, 2017
5 Ways To Make Pop Culture Nostalgia Not Totally Suck
Like swords and bear traps, nostalgia is all about how you wield it.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- October 22, 2017
5 Downsides To Being A Movie Monster Nobody Brings Up
As wild and sexy as werewolves are, the only thing you'd be able to do with them nowadays is put them out of their misery.
- By Steven D Jackson
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- October 21, 2017
19 Blockbusters You Didn't Realize Were Horror Movies
Every regular movie has terror lurking just below the surface.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 20, 2017
6 Barely Noticeable Ways Movies And TV Messed With Your Head
Stanley Kubrick, mad man that he is, mapped out the Overlook to subconsciously mess with the audience's brains.
- By Adam Wears
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- October 19, 2017
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