Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
'Super Mario Bros.' Movie Cast: Then Vs. Now
Whatever thoughts you have about the current lineup, nothing can possibly be weirder than the OG movie.
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- By Stephen Buckley
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9 4 Impressively Dumb 'What If' Stories That Marvel Actually Printed
If you thought that party bro Thor episode was silly, hahaha, you ain't seen nothing yet.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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'Game of Thrones' Targaryen Spin-Off, 'House of the Dragon,' Is Finally Here
Mover over, winter -- dragons and (probable) incest are coming.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Jerry Seinfeld Apologizes For Bee Movie’s Weird, Sexual Undertones
Bee Movie -- the florist/Apidae love story we never knew we needed.
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Marvel 'What If' Stories Way Too Bleak For Disney+
Marvel's 'What If' stories are full of death and mayhem. You know, for kids.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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The UN Made Wonder Woman An Honorary Ambassador (Then Immediately Walked It Back)
We don't know what's worse: the idea, or the decision to kill it.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 TV Moments That Broke The Audience's Brains
Ask the producers about these today, and they'll try to change the subject.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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The Dumbest 'Spider-Man' Story Somehow Just Got Dumber
Even in comics, two dumbs don't make a right.
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- By Tara Marie
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The Dumb Reason Behind Hannibal Lecter's Legal Mess
Like most of life’s problems, we can blame stuff that happened in the ‘80s.
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- By JM McNab
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Poison Ivy Deserves More Respect As One of Batman's Best Characters
If you get exposed to poison ivy, wash the affected area with plenty of water. If you’re exposed to Poison Ivy, sit back and enjoy one of the best female supervillains ever.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Carnage Once Starred In A Haunted House (Marvel Reportedly Hated)
Before Woody Harrelson, there was some dude in a theme park.
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- By JM McNab
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'Shang-Chi' Is Further Proof The MCU Is A Saga About Terrible Dads
More like the FCU (Fathers Continuously Underachieving), are we right?
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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We Can't Tell If 'Venom: Let There Be Carnage's Post-Credit Curve Helps Things
The 'Venom' franchise has always existed in an odd place.
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- By Tara Marie
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4 Movie Tropes That Become Insane If You Swap Genders (VIDEO)
Tropes get real weird real fast when you switch the genders and sex of those involved.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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Why The New Jake Gyllenhaal Movie 'The Guilty' Doesn’t Work
Denmark has a quite different history of police brutality when compared to the US.
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- By Talbert Gregson
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