Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

'Friends' Gave Us The Most Cursed New Years Episode in Sitcom History

Another year? Another chance to be creeped out by this episode of 'Friends.'

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5 Nineties Cartoons That Could Never Be Made Today

Wait, these shows were made for children?

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The Bizarre, Bonkers Movie That The Beatles Almost Made

With way more dominatrixes than 'Yellow Submarine.'

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When Will Movie Studios Start Using Deepfakes?

For visual effects, not blackmail.

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5 Famous Characters The World Saw Differently 20 Years Ago

If you told a person in 1995 that Archie is a hunk in the year 2020, that would be a weird use of a time machine.

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The 'What?' Christmas Movie We Can’t Believe Is Real

A confounding Bigfoot-and-furries relationship drama? Sign us up?

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'It’s a Wonderful Life' Was Almost Way Darker

George Bailey's story didn’t have nearly enough politics and murder.

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3 Level BS Ranking Of Alexis Rose's Stories On 'Schitt's Creek'

Alexis Rose is best known for the countless misadventures she recalls ... but how many are true?

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TBS Cut Off The Ending Of 'Jingle All the Way' (Good.)

If it’s a choice between sacrificing the moral of the story and taking a hard left into Looney Tunes territory, light that pyre up.

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That Cameo in 'The Mandalorian' Was Sad (But Not Because of the CGI)

Do we really want you-know-who looking after our favorite alien toddler?

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No One Wants To Stay At The 'Christmas Story' House

Either because of the cost, or fears of losing an eye.

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The Surprisingly Racist Origin of 'Christmas Vacation'

How is the most problematic part of this movie not Randy Quaid?

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