Cracked Archive - Comedy
15 ‘Looney Tunes’ Jokes for the Comedy Hall of Fame
Perfect jokes from Looney Tunes, that’s all folks
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- By Erik Barnes
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13 Accomplishments in the History of Vulgarity
Bleepity bleep, we love a good bleepin’ story about bleeps!
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- By Jay L'Ecuyer, Andres Diplotti
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Sorry, ‘Office’ Fans — Mindy Kaling Says ‘Never Have I Ever’ Is the Highlight of Her Career
Said Kaling, ‘Never Have I Ever... loved a creative experience more than this’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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20 Hilarious Tweets and TikToks That Wormed Their Way into Our Brain This Week
After three beers, Peter Griffin becomes your father
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- By Ian Garner
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Move Over Oscars, Kevin Hart Just Hosted the Walmart Associates Celebration
Hart hosted Walmart’s annual employee appreciation event, which made up for all the health-care their workers don’t have
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Rejected ‘Back to the Future’ Actors Made ‘Zoolander 2’ Instead
Owen Wilson as Doc Brown would have completed the trifecta
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Kid Tom Hanks from ‘Big’ Said the Movie Would Be a Grooming Scandal Today
The statutory storyline between Hanks and Elizabeth Perkins is a little less romantic once you think about it
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Everyone’s Taking Shots At Hannah Gadsby’s Anti-Picasso Exhibit
As an art show curator, critics are telling Gadsby to stick to comedy
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘So Go Get Somebody You Like’: Matthew Broderick Remembers His Clashes with John Hughes on the ‘Ferris Bueller’ Set
Working with the famed director wasn’t always a walk in Highland Park
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Mike Birbiglia Is Committed to Showing Us How the Comedy Sausage Is Made
On his current stand-up tour, Birbiglia reveals the secrets behind comedy magic
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- By Matt Solomon
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Patton Oswalt Has Three Words for Grads: You Poor Bastards
Oswalt offers positivity, despite grads ‘about to enter a hellscape where you will have to fight for every scrap of your humanity and dignity’
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- By Matt Solomon
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CBS Didn’t Want Carol Burnett’s Birthday Special, Just Like They Didn’t Want Her Show in the First Place
More people watched ‘Carol Burnett: 90 Years of Laughter + Love’ than currently live in Arizona, but CBS thought we’d rather see another rerun of ‘FBI’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Aubrey Plaza’s Promotional Push for Big Milk Has Turned Completely Sour
April Ludgate soured on plant milk, but the vegans are punching back
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Dana Carvey Refused to Let Robin Williams Anywhere Near the Church Lady
Carvey worried that Enid Strict would need a stretcher once Williams was done with her
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Elon Musk Says ‘The Essence of Comedy Is to Reveal the Truth’ While Twitter Helps Authoritarian Governments Conceal the Truth
Musk blasts liberals for being untruthful while he helps despots silence detractors
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- By Keegan Kelly
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