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Trevor Noah Warns Potential Successors That His Job's Pretty Hard
Noah told his correspondents that they'll have to read the news every day if they want to be the host.
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Kevin Bacon Pays Weddings DJs Not to Play 'Footloose'
The star is set to make his MCU debut, and he may not be able to escape Kenny Loggins this time
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Summer From 'Rick and Morty' Speaks On Harrowing Knife Attack
Spencer Grammer suffered a stab wound while trying to break up a fight in 2020.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Jim Gaffigan Jokes For The Hall Of Fame
Good going, Lou Holtz, you managed to break Gaffigan.
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- By Dan Fritschie
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A Very F U Christmas: Ryan Reynolds Has Written a Script for 'Deadpool' Christmas Movie
Reynolds has been waiting four years for Santa -- or Bob Iger -- to answer his pleas.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Rashomon: The World’s Most Unlikely Sitcom Trope
Where we finally make the Kurosawa/Fonzie connection
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- By Matt Solomon
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The ‘Hourly Pornhubbed Heathcliff’ Twitter Account Is Dirty Comedy at Its Best
The automated account procedurally generates some incredible postmodern Pornhub comment humor
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Doug Stanhope Reports Live From Outside His Burning Home With A Talking Heads-Inspired TikTok
The comedian filmed a grumpy, sarcastic video while his house was going up in flames
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Eric Idle Is Tired of Comedy Giants Like Dave Chappelle Crying ‘Censorship’
The ‘Monty Python’ member had choice words for massively exposed comics who think they’re being ‘silenced’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Sinbad is "Fighting for Every Inch" On The Two-Year-Long Road To Recovery Post-Stroke
The comedy legend's family posted an update on his recovery yesterday morning
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- By Keegan Kelly
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15 Tig Notaro Jokes For The Hall Of Fame
"‘Caitlyn is starting kindergarten this year, can you believe it?’ I mean what is she about five? That sounds about right. Yeah, I can believe that."
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Chris Farley Was My Summer Camp Counselor
Swallowing fish, kissing bears and napping at the bottom of a lake.
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- By Matt Solomon
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How Steven Seagal Inspired John Leguizamo’s Performance in ‘The Menu’
He actually based the character off of his insane encounters with Russia’s most washed-up action hero
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Funniest Insults the World’s Top 50 Comedians Have Ever Received
‘The Hollywood Reporter’ collected them as part of its new Comedy Survey, and you can smell the burn from 100 miles away
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- By Keegan Kelly
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'Brucifer': The Satanic 'Bruce Almighty' Sequel That Never Was
Jim Carrey was on board for a macabre and Satanic sequel, but 'Evan Almighty' ended the series for good.
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- By Keegan Kelly
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