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We Deserve More ‘Home Alone’ As Action Anime
Kevin McCallister should have had flame throwers all along
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2 Jay Leno Defied Military Orders and Roasted Ronald Reagan
‘You do not denigrate him. You do not make fun of him. He is the President of the United States’
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James Austin Johnson’s Trump Wonders Where Shia LaBeouf Is in the New ‘Indiana Jones’ Movie
Johnson/Trump wandered around a parking lot ranting about Indy, Indie Movies, ‘Transformers,’ Steven Soderbergh, fast-food cups and everything else he could think of
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Louie Anderson’s Estate Battle Gets Ugly Amidst Accusations of Elder Abuse
The bitter legal battle intensified with a recent motion from the late comic’s managers
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Matt Rife Had Beef with High-School Andy Samberg on ‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine’
The most popular bully in high school is the role Rife was born to play
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How Is ‘No Hard Feelings’ the Highest Grossing R-Rated Comedy of the Decade?
Gene Stupnitsky and Jennifer Lawrence top the charts of raunchy comedies in the 2020s
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Kevin Hart Is Just The Right Height, Thank You Very Much
If the 5-foot-2 comic was 6-foot-6, he’d still have to deal with short-ass arms
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‘There Are Rabbits in These Holes’: Joe Rogan Is Back With Classic Alien Conspiracy Tweets
Late last night, Rogan posted two consecutive tweets about something other than the culture wars
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘I Would Love to Play a Character That’s Not So Intense All the Time’: Glenn Howerton Is Ready for Un-Dennis-Like Roles
With ‘It’s Always Sunny...’ Season 16 in full swing, Howerton hopes for more relaxed roles
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Dane Cook Wastes No Time Declaring Himself the King of Threads
The Master of Myspace is blazing new trails on the so-called ‘Twitter killer’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Dave Thomas and Son Try to Recreate ‘Schitt’s Creek’ SCTV-to-Sitcom Magic
Can another Canadian father/son comedy duo hit it big?
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘Simpsons’ Writer Says the Best ‘Simpsons’ Parody Song Is ‘It Was A Very Good Beer’
Brian McGee’s beer ballad is the greatest parody song in Springfield history, according to former showrunner Josh Weinstein
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- By Keegan Kelly
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13 Hall of Fame Jokes About Garbage
A landfill of trash jokes from non-trash comics
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- By Erik Barnes
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25 of the Best Comic’s Comics, According to Patton Oswalt and Other Beloved Comic’s Comics
Oswalt, Rachel Feinstein, Andy Kindler and Jackie Kashian help us identify the comics who comics love the most
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