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Jimmy Fallon Joins Bluesky, Is Immediately Dogpiled
Turns out Twitter imitator Bluesky is just as cruel as the original
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- By Matt Solomon
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John Cena Says ‘Barbie’ and ‘Fast X’ Are Basically the Same Movie
Cena called his cameo in the Mattel movie a ‘happy accident,’ because it’s also basically ‘The Joy of Painting’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Accuses Jason Reitman of ‘Fucking Up’ the ‘Twins’ Sequel
Arnie says the director terminated ‘Triplets’ in spite of his late father's legacy
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Cruelty to Colin Jost Is the Secret to Sarah Sherman’s ‘SNL’ Success
‘I’m like, ‘you’re a pedophile!’ and he’s laughing and laughing’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Chinese Comic Who Compared Military to Dogs Discovers True Meaning of Canceled
Getting canceled in China is worse than people being mean on Instagram
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- By Matt Solomon
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15 Hall of Fame Jokes About Driving
The least we could do is provide a few laughs for your dreaded morning commute
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- By Erik Barnes
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Women in Comedy Are Getting Buff as Hell
‘Standing for an hour at a time requires physical dedication!’
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- By Ian Garner
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Ten More Women Come Forward to Tell Their Stories About Chris D’Elia’s Abusive Behavior
Allegedly, the ‘canceled’ comic’s predatory behavior didn’t stop when he was exposed in 2020 — if anything, it got worse
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Here We Go Again — Ilana Glazer and Miller Lite Under Attack from Joe Rogan
Rogan ripped the campaign from March for claiming that women can make and/or drink beer with their shirts on
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Of Course Bill Maher Helped Woody Harrelson Write His Controversial 'SNL' Monologue
Maher bragged that he helped Harrelson with the punchline of his polemic opening monologue
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- By Keegan Kelly
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30 Tweets That Are So Iconic They’ve Become Part of Our Everyday Vocabulary
Good luck getting these tweets out of your head
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- By Lauren Vinopal
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They Really Died Up There: 5 Comedians Who Lost Their Lives on Stage
Easily the least funny comedy shows of all time
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- By Eli Yudin
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13 Hall of Fame Jokes and Moments from Patrice O’Neal
The ultimate comic’s comic, O’Neal’s comedy rep has only grown in his absence
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- By Erik Barnes
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Justin Kirk Says What We’re All Thinking About a ‘Weeds’ Reboot: They’re ‘Trying to Drag Its Tired Carcass Out’
A ninth season of ‘Weeds’ is rumored to be in the works. Uncle Andy is as unenthused as the rest of us
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- By Keegan Kelly
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So Long, ‘Archer’ — Season 14 to Be the End of the Agency
FX officially announces that ‘Archer’ will once try something new this season: concluding
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- By Keegan Kelly
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