Cracked Archive - Celebrities
27 Celebrities Who Must Have Dials on the Inside of Their Ovens, ‘Cuz They Stepped Right In and Roasted Themselves to Perfection
These celebrities prepped their own coals, laid back and started spinning
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3 26 Petty Celebrity Demands That Take the Cake They Just Threw Across the Room
You there! Get me vodka and M&Ms right away!
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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‘My Bologna’: 64 Weird Al Trivia Tidbits on His 64th Birthday
On trolling fans and channeling Buster Keaton
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- By Zanandi Botes
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28 Celebrities Who Held Surprising Jobs
You’re not the only one with some strange entries on your resume
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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30 Weirdo Celebrity Connections
These celebrities are better-connected than the aux cord in your car
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- By Cracked Plasticians
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“Whatever! I Do What I Want!”: 54 Trivia Tidbits About Trey Parker on His 54th Birthday
Bet he's watching the Food Network right now.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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5 Times Expressing Emotion Ruined A Career
Tamp it down before the tabloids hear!
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- By Eli Yudin
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‘Yep’: 61 Trivia Tidbits About Mike Judge on His 61st Birthday
Happy birthday, Mr. Judge.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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25 Demands From All-Powerful Celebrities That Required Teams of Peasants to Fulfill
The demands of industry titans that put you lesser celebrities to shame
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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52 Trivia Tidbits About Sacha Baron Cohen on His 52nd Birthday
#36: Despite the fact that Borat made the Mankini famous, he only wore it for six seconds in the first Borat film
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- By Brian VanHooker
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15 Actors Who Took a Role Because They Wanted the Money for Oddly Specific Reasons
Would you suffer public humiliation if it meant your mom got a sick house?
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- By Mike Rampton
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29 Wild Stories of Crazy Celebrity Partying
And you thought that one guy in your frat was crazy
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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Eddie Izzard Has a Lot to Say
As she tours North America with a show that remixes and reimagines her most beloved bits, the irreverent stand-up and political activist sounds off on Darth Vader, the existence of God and finding progressives in the South
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- By Tim Grierson
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15 Accolades and Honors Bestowed on Tremendous Pieces of Shit
You don't have to be a good dude to get a nice award.
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- By Mike Rampton
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28 Twisted Celebrity Demands That Shed Light on Their Full-Blown Derangement
They have assistants to appease them, but where are the psychologists to assess them?
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- By Cracked Writers, Jay L'Ecuyer
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