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A Man Died Getting Cooked In Six Tons Of Tuna

There was something fishy about this death.

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By Ryan Menezes

Published

October 19, 2022

The Twitter Account That Gets Serious Laughs Out of Seriously Screwed-Up Food

A three-month-old Twitter account has amassed a huge following off of nothing but pictures of spam-filled cookies and banana peel bacon

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By Keegan Kelly

Published

October 18, 2022

4 Huge Movie And TV Plots That Got Ruined By Reality

Is there anything reality won’t destroy?

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By JM McNab

Published

October 18, 2022

'Jackass' Wouldn't Even Buy Steve-O A Cheeseburger

The legendary stuntman talks being "famous and broke" during the first season of 'Jackass.'

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By Keegan Kelly

Published

October 18, 2022

Everything Included In The Resurrected McDonald's "Boo Bucket" Happy Meal

It's back from the dead, to increase their bottom line!

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By Eli Yudin

Published

October 18, 2022

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Eugene Mirman Is Starting A Comedy Label With Sub Pop

The 'Bob's Burgers' star is partnering with the legendary label to distribute records from the likes of Bobcat Goldthwait, Maeve Higgins, and Jon Glaser.

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By Keegan Kelly

Published

October 18, 2022

The Lyrics of Monster Mash Could Easily Be About an Orgy

Campy Halloween music gets the "blursed" treatment in 2022.

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By Keegan Kelly

Published

October 18, 2022

5 Problems That Used To Be Way More Of A Pain To Deal With

Despite many differences, the one similarity shared thing we humans all have in common is that terrible things will happen, often through no agency of your own.

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By Ivan Farkas

Published

October 18, 2022

The Hollywood Ripper: Who Is He, and How Was Ashton Kutcher Involved?

By virtue of their high-profile lives, celebrities are often no stranger to crime, but it's usually stalking or Bling Ring situations.

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By Amanda Mannen

Published

October 18, 2022

How Not To Get Away With Murder: Glenn Helzer And The Children Of Thunder

For a guy who wanted to create a tranquil world full of peace and joy, Glenn Helzer sure killed a lot of people.

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By Dan Fritschie

Published

October 18, 2022

One 'Sweeney Todd' Production Used A Real Razor, Leading To Real Throat-Slitting

In hindsight, said the headmaster, they should have used plastic props.

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By Ryan Menezes

Published

October 18, 2022