You might occasionally wonder how all these holiday traditions got started. We'd advise you not to dig too deeply, because you might not like what you find ...
There were never any Satanic daycare centers, no teenager on the planet has ever played the so-called knockout game, and no one actually likes pumpkin spice.
A surprising number of ancient, supposedly terrifying movie threats are easily treated with obvious, sometimes even moronic solutions which somebody should have figured out long ago.
