There's a lot of important news out there that definitely deserves your attention. This isn't that. These are the weirdest, head-scratchingest headlines that somehow got buried in the sea of rational stories, this week. You're welcome.
Source: National Geographic
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We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.
These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.