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5 Movies That Were One Flaw Away From Being Classics
Today we're going to fix some of cinema's most notable films, blockbusters, satires, even erotic thrillers -- all with the careful application of one simple choice.
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- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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Cracked Round-Up: Liberal Media Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Soldiers Who Survived Shit That Would Kill a Terminator
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- By Paul K Pickett
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7 Actors Typecast in Bizarrely Specific Roles
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- By Greg Welsh
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
Oh Canada: Exploring America's Majestic, Pointless Neighbor
O Canada! Even your anthem begins with a sigh of pity. Over the past two weeks I have watched your Olympic athletes wave from podiums, winning medals in moguls and speed skating but never in attractiveness.
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- By Soren Bowie
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5 Reasons The Founding Fathers Were Kind Of Dicks
Today's teabaggers are douchebags, sure. But they didn't have anything on our Founding Fathers.
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- By Lola C.
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When You Give Money to an Honest Bum [COMIC]
Maybe the most misguided, yet shockingly honest, bum in bum history.
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- By Matt Barrs
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The TLC Experiment: Just How Dumb is The Learning Channel?
I would watch the Learning Channel for 5 days and, in the process, learn everything there is to know. About everything.
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- By Ian Fortey
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6 Coincidences You Won't Believe Actually Happened: Update
Look, if you dig deep enough everything is an amazing coincidence. But even cynics like us have to admit these are downright freaky.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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7 Insanely Dangerous Reboots of Popular Sports
Step one to improving your sport of choice: add a motorized vehicle.
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- By Matthew Hayden
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5 Ways to Enjoy Terrible Winter Olympic Events
In the event that you're one of the five people watching the Winter Olympics, here's what you can be doing again.
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- By Adam Tod Brown
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5 Things The Media Loves Pretending Are News
Can you blame a news outlet for using shortcuts and falling into the same old mistakes and cliches over and over again, just to fill space? Yes, absolutely.
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- By Nick Coffin
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The 6 Most Badass Robots (Invented Before Electricity)
You might think that robots are strictly a 20th century invention, but you'd be sorely mistaken: At the same time that the human race thought stomach aches were just tiny, enchanted dwarfs casting hunger spells, a few brilliant souls (possibly aliens) were actually building full functional robots.
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- By Christian Ames
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5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Apple
Some of the things Jobs and Apple are being accused of are so over the top, Lex Luthor would have to take off his hat ... and then use it to cover the dark stain spreading across the front of his pants.
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- By Robert Evans
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