Normally $25, you can get Dash Bando in the Cracked Shop for just $17.99.
Fantom, in addition to sounding like a Silver Age Spider-Man villain, is a pretty innovative piece of pocket bling. Fantom is both convenient and neat, holding up to 10 cards, and even operates with an ergonomic thumb lever for one-handed quick-draw use, for you Yosemite Sam types. It's also made entirely out of carbon fiber and plastic, which gives it a pretty sleek look.
Normally $79, you can get Fantom in the Cracked Shop for just $49.