This piece was written by the people who run the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there.
You probably came to this site looking to laugh, but there has never been anything so serious as the glory and mind-splitting nature of the deals we are about to reveal to you. Zeus himself gazed upon these deals and said, "Hmm, that's pretty good." Then he said, "I really enjoy reading Cracked, and I want to support you guys, so give me one of those robot vacuums, alright?" Yes, we can talk to Zeus, and here some of the other items he also considered:
AirSelfie 2 Drone
Drones are en vogue, and the AirSelfie 2 makes taking selfies and group photos vogue as all hell. This pocket-sized drone packs up easily, is controlled by your smartphone, and can hover up to 65 feet in the air. Most importantly, you don't have to deal with the crippling anxiety of asking a random passerby to take a picture of you. Jesus, the horror.
Buy Now: $199.95 -- 20 percent off from $249.95