The Hendrix Sex Tape: Ushering In A New Era Of Celebrity Humiliation
Sex tapes have become a basic staple of the Internet diet. Shocking as it may seem, literally dozens of celebrities apparently have sex, and now we know about it. But I was still honestly surprised to read about the upcoming release of a Jimi Hendrix threesome tape. And by Vivid no less, whose stable of fine actors fill out the cast of my personal favorite adult movie of all time, XXX Pirates (the only porn to my knowledge featuring fully CGI skeletons and ghalleons).





When not blogging for Cracked, Michael imagines the genitals of dead people as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!