The 5 Weirdest Drug Experiments Performed on Animals
We've written about animals on drugs before, and why not? Drugs are hilarious. Animals are hilarious. But that article was about animals getting high naturally off of the drugs that God intended for us. And it was missing something: Science. Why let animals enjoy a natural buzz, when science is more than willing to step in and take that high to hilarious, bizarre, kind of mean-spirited new heights?
Those Sheep Will Steal Your Patio Furniture
Those Bees Will Not Shut Up About Finding Authentic Mexican Food
These Spiders' Families Hardly Recognize Them
That Elephant Spoke to Buddha on The 10th Plane
Those Rats Can Feel the Bass in Their Bones
You can buy Robert's book, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead, or follow him on Twitter and Facebook or you can get good grades, study hard, and one day pursue a fruitful career feeding psychedelic mushrooms to bats to see if they fly "all fucked up."