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John Wilkes vs. John Montagu (AKA The Earl of Sandwich)

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Winston Churchill vs. Lady Astor


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Dorothy Parker vs. Clare Boothe Luce

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Buddha vs. Random Asshole


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Winston Churchill vs. George Bernard Shaw


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Calvin Coolidge vs. Dorothy Parker


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Winston Churchill vs. Francis Crick


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Oscar Wilde vs. Lewis Morris


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Neils Bohr vs. Albert Einstein


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Keith Moon vs. Jimmy Page


When not writing for Cracked, Michael finds it increasingly difficult not to read a Churchill biography as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!