Secondhand Nightmares: 10 Horrifying Thrift Store Finds
Thrift stores are a godsend for the poor and the tragically hip. You can find nearly anything there, and for dirt cheap, too! Even horror. Especially horror.
The Curse of the Irish
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Dora the Horror
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The Bloodpig
The "Friendly" Chefs
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Africaliens
Elmo the Childsbane
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Burn Your Dogs
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The Angel of Industry
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Dead Baby Dolls
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There is Nothing
You can buy Robert's book, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead, or follow him on Twitter and Facebook but why bother? In the end, there is nothing. There is nothing. There is nothing. There is nothing.