Why Won't Americans Drink Tea?

Americans love waking up to gulp down as much jitter juice as they can get their hands on. But why is the only cold brew we like from a bean and not a leaf?

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Apple's AirPods have achieved something that we all can only dream of, which is becoming "meme-worthy." But that doesn't necessarily mean they're the best earbuds out there. In fact, we've rounded up a few that we think are also pretty cool, even if nobody on Reddit is photoshopping them onto Thanos' head. Take a look:

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