Violence in video games has been a political topic ever since pussies were allowed to vote. And anti-game activists have gotten their stupid, punchable mouths back on the news recently because of Cliffy B's Bulletstorm. It may terrify parents, but any gamer can spot that Bulletstorm is an awesome, gory seizure of dick-killing action. It actually penalizes you if your victims die with a face or penis-- that's paradigm shifting. Oh, and speaking of penises, the game has worse dick jokes than a pediatric urologist. When you bring it home, your five-year-old will ask if you bought any games that are more mature. But aside from
Bulletstorm's dialog being plagiarized from a bar urinal, it celebrates all that is good about mayhem.

Arguing with anti-video-game lobbyists about the merits of violence has never seemed fair. My side is tougher, has better research, and our girlfriends don't go through our email to prove their suspicions that we're gay. So instead of starting a philosophical debate about raising our children to be normal vs. raising them to be stupid, cowardly wusses, I created a machine capable puncturing the fabric of spacetime which retrieved this magazine from a dimension where video game violence has been outlawed. Behold the terrors of a world where the meek rule:

COMPUTER INTERACTION! ELECTRICAL THE WORLD'S SOURCE FOR NON-VIOLENT DIVERSIONS & AMUSEMENTS APR.JUNJUL,AUG& 1988 VOLUME 2.ISSUE7 Hudson's Self Diagnos

SO... WHICH ONE OF YOU HANDSOME FELLAS IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY? WOOF. Your boys night in just got a lot hotter. It's time to Stripper party, Duest soldie

SCFWARE COMMA the game! Electrical Diversions Amusements sat downwith HugRacers, the developers of the video game adaptation of Schwarzenegger's & fin

If Violent Video Games Really Got Banned

If Violent Video Games Really Got Banned

JACKATTACK'S THE REMAINING SHIT Thoughts and musings from the world's most OUTRAGEOUS gamer! It sure has been a busy year for us WHGD!? Finally, Some

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