Dirty Sexy Money Premiere! Officials Prepare For Horrific Crash and Burn

September 26, 2007 is the premiere of ABC's new series Dirty Sexy Money starring former Six Feet Under star, Peter Krause. Inexplicably, I'm looking forward to this show about a highly powerful Kennedy-esque family, despite some of the show's obvious problems. First off, Billy Baldwin also has a role in it. Yeah, I know. He was kind of good in The Squid and the Whale, but you can't just make Fair Game go away overnight. (Or even 12 years later). Second, while Krause was a central character in HBO's masterful
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Six Feet Under, crediting him for that show's quality is like honoring me for fighting urban violence because I went to the see The Brave One last week. But the show's biggest problem ---by far--- is its title: Dirty Sexy Money. ABC execs clearly hit the "random" button on their focus group supercomputer to come up with that one. Follow up entries were New Booty Diamonds and Happy Candy Blowjob.
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