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Some say you become a true adult when you pay taxes, get married, or battle a bog witch and steal the secret of immortality. Others say that adulthood is a sense of self-love and maturity that comes from within. These people are all wrong. True adulthood is having a tricked-out kitchen and spouting off catchphrases while you cook. The catchphrases we'll leave up to you, but everything else you need is on sale in the Cracked Shop right now.
Your days of using the same medium-sized pot to cook everything from mac and cheese to a T-Bone steak are finally over. This 20-piece set has a specific tool for every possible meal. Now you can cook and eat like an actual human.
Normally $250, you can get this set in the Cracked Shop for $179. Get it for $152.15 with code WEEKEND15.
If you've already got 18 pieces of cookware, then you just need to round things out. This two piece set will start you out nicely.
Normally $64.99, pick yours up in the Cracked Shop for just $44.99 ($38.24 with code WEEKEND15).
A supremely sharp knife isn't just about convenience; t's about safety. If your knife is dull, it can slip off the skin of your tomato, shoot out of your hand, embed itself in the wall, and release deadly asbestos into the air. Prevent that with ice-tempered stainless blades and precision-sharpened cutting edges.
Normally $41.99, you can get these two Top Chef Professional Stainless Steel Knives in the Cracked Shop for just $22.99, or $19.54 with the code.
Despite sounding like an item you'd scrap for spare screws in a Fallout game, the Vitachef is actually a very useful cooking device that can steam, roast, fry, grill, stew, bake, and more. We'd imagine it would also be useful in a fallout situation.
Normally $299.95, we'll fire this baby right at your face from the Cracked Store for just $99.99 (that's $84.99 with code WEEKEND15).
These pots will cook, boil, and do anything else a pot should. (Store Xbox controllers?) With durable die-cast aluminum and Swiss ILAG GRANITEC coating, this is the last pot set you'll ever need.
Normally $169.99, you can get yours in the Cracked Shop for just $115.59 with code WEEKEND15.
A frying pan should be your best friend in the kitchen, and who couldn't use two best friends? But unlike dumb human friends, these come with nonstick coatings and detachable handles for easy oven use -- you know, in case you'd like to fill your best friend with deliciousness and then shove them in the oven for a while.
Normally $89.99, you can get yours in the Cracked Shop for just $61.19 with code WEEKEND15.
This grill pan boasts unparalleled heat distribution, oven-safe removable handles, and a Swiss ILAG GRANITEC nonstick coating. If you listen closely, you can already hear your future burgers sizzling. Normally $59.99, you can get yours in the Cracked Shop for just $40.79 with code WEEKEND15.
Shredding meat is great for making pulled pork or brisket, but it's even better for making you feel like you're Wolverine from the X-Men while you do it. And why bother cooking if you can't pretend that you're an emotionally distraught mutant while you do it?
Normally $59.98, you can get yours in the Cracked Shop for just $25.50 with the special code.
These knives are so precise that they might as well be lasers. And with a full tang, 12-degree cutting edges, and alternating surface patterns, they're not just effective, but also fashionable as heck.
Normally $599.99, you can get yours in the Cracked Shop for a paltry $42.49 with code WEEKEND15.
And don't forget, Any Home Chef Worth Their Salt Needs A Good Knife Set.
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