Black Men are after our women: Vogue
So the April 2008 issue of Vogue has recently hit newsstands, which marks the beginning of a new regular feature here on Cracked where we'll examine each month's issue of Vogue: All up in Vogue's Crack: An Analysis and Discourse. Which, if we read our webstats correctly, is exactly what our audience (pale men, ages 18-35) is looking for. Haha. That's just a little April Fool's day joke for you there. I felt it necessary to at least make a token gesture to this, the funniest day of the year, but didn't want to go overboard on the April's Fool day stuff. Which is why you were spared an Onion-esque "Obama names Morgan Freeman as running mate" headline or the obvious "Anti-Christ Returns" joke. You're welcome.