8 Hilarious Moments (From Otherwise Terrible Movies)
Bad movies are untrustworthy bitches. For every one of them that delivers the unintentional comedy you crave, there are a dozen others that simply erase 90 minutes from your life. That's why I've selected eight of the most awesome moments from eight of the worst movies. I've even gone through every movie that ever existed to save you the trouble of telling me which ones I missed in the comments section.
No Holds Barred (1989)D-d-d-d-d-d-dooooooooookieeeeee ...
No Holds Barred is the kind of movie you would write if you were trying to get a film director to kill himself. The script reads like a transcription of a toddler getting its stomach pumped and there are so many non-human hormones pumping through the cast members that each set had to be legally zoned as an animal shelter. It's tough to enjoy even for me, and I take prescription drugs for my Hulkamania just so the California state government will allow me near t-shirts.
However, there's a moment in this movie where Hulk Hogan hulks out so hard that 20 years later, it was the first thing coroners wrote on "Macho Man" Randy Savage's death certificate. Hulk Hogan escapes from a limousine byRelated: The Bonkers Tenacious D iTunes Short Film That Led To Rick & Morty
The Pumpkin Karver (2006)A Harsh Lesson in Farm Safety
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Minotaur (2006)The Minotaur's Rude Interruption
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Wicker Man (2006)Nic Cage's Guide to Etiquette
Wicker Man has several unbelievable scenes, but nothing compares to Nicolas Cage dressed as a bear, sprinting across a meadow and sucker punching a woman. American audiences consider it one of the worst horror films of all time, but in Afghanistan, it's been the No. 1 romantic comedy for four straight years.
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Punisher: War Zone (2008)Frank Castle's Express Rhinoplasty
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Troll 2 (1990)Who Needs Acting School?
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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)Mega Shark vs. 747


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White Chicks (2004)Terry Crews vs. Vanessa Carlton