7 Scientific Ways Coffee Gives You Super Powers
Coffee is an amazing drug. As we've pointed out before, it can be just as addictive as many hard drugs, but on the plus side it increases alertness, tastes fantastic and works as a temporary truth serum by making whiners admit that they're completely useless (until they've had a cup).
There's a joke that scientists are devices for turning coffee into results, and being scientists, they've taken it literally. The following studies show how caffeine makes you a better person, and we're not talking Lifetime channel hand-holding "better person." We're talking faster stronger smarter less likely to die better.Upgrading Navy SEALs
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Coffee vs. Cancer
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Faster, Better Than Before
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Brain Upgrades
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Neuroprotective Effects
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Liver Lifesaver
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Actual Lifesaver