5 YouTube Music Videos That Suck the Fun Out of Sex
Music icons must be sick to death of sex. At some point I assume every rock star, every hip-hop mogul, every first chair flutist has to reach a tipping point where the joy of riding people silly stops feeling like a perk and starts to feel like a chore. Sex, after all, is as intrinsic to their job as angst, drugs and eyeliner. I can certainly sympathize. I worked in a restaurant for a year where I could have all the free pizza I wanted, and sure enough, within four months I was sickened just by the thought of having to nail any of my co-workers again.
The point being that swapping forensics loses its luster when it's thrusting at you from all directions. It's the reason that every music video featuring writhing, half-naked models will also show a famous musician just wandering through the mess, looking listless and bored. Here, we'll let this Nelly album cover illustrate:"Pound on My Muffin" -- Shira
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"Diggin It" -- Hayla
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"Jingle Bells Swag" -- Money Boy
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"If Its True" -- R..A..E..D
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"Grippin That Daddy" -- BrookerT
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For more ways Soren will turn you off from sex forever, check out My Sexual Encounter with Ke$ha: A Tale of Horror and The 8 Most Misguided Attempts at 'Sexy' Videos on YouTube.